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Oyvoyvoyv on 20 December 2008

I fell of the balance board and broke a vase.

Then Wii Fit called me obese.

I had a nervous breakdwon.

When my fiance came home, I was lying on the floor crying, next to a broken vase.

My fiance said that she didn't want to marry a moron like me.

My life was destroyed. Due to one single thing. Nintendo.

 

PS: This is meant to be funny. Not a real story, and if you find it offensive, I apologize.

PS: This post is not appropriate for anyone between 8-80.



http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261

That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS

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megaman79 on 21 December 2008

Its quite remarkable that Nintendo have addressed 2 major complaints about the VG industry with the Wii. Firstly, fat barstards and the exercise now capable through the wiimote, and secondly, acceptance because any retard with a hand can now play VG.



“When we make some new announcement and if there is no positive initial reaction from the market, I try to think of it as a good sign because that can be interpreted as people reacting to something groundbreaking. ...if the employees were always minding themselves to do whatever the market is requiring at any moment, and if they were always focusing on something we can sell right now for the short term, it would be very limiting. We are trying to think outside the box.” - Satoru Iwata - This is why corporate multinationals will never truly understand, or risk doing, what Nintendo does.