Doctors expect increase in Wii-related injuries

[Oyvoyvoyv]

I fell of the balance board and broke a vase.

Then Wii Fit called me obese.

I had a nervous breakdwon.

When my fiance came home, I was lying on the floor crying, next to a broken vase.

My fiance said that she didn't want to marry a moron like me.

My life was destroyed. Due to one single thing. Nintendo.

 

PS: This is meant to be funny. Not a real story, and if you find it offensive, I apologize.

PS: This post is not appropriate for anyone between 8-80.