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Men... how do you wipe your ass?

I am apparently in a minority because I stand up whilst wiping my ass. I mean honestly how can anyone seriously wipe their ass sat down...?



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Standing up while wiping your ass is definitely the wrong choice. Much more akward, messy, and leaves more "residue" behind.



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no wonder you hate on sony all the time, it must drive you crazy smelling like shit all the time!



Fernando said:

Men... how do you wipe your ass?

I am apparently in a minority because I stand up whilst wiping my ass. I mean honestly how can anyone seriously wipe their ass sat down...?



When Playing HAlo 3 online, I really suck at that game



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I guess I'm in the minority too then.




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Real men don't wipe.



This is the second thread title that has violated the forum rules. The mods must either be on vacation or napping.

OP: I rarely wipe. Instead, I use my portable bidet.



supermario128 said:
I guess I'm in the minority too then.

 

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N64 is the ONLY console of the fifth generation!!!

Jackson50 said:
This is the second thread title that has violated the forum rules. The mods must either be on vacation or napping.

Yeah... but the topic is a lttle... how you say... sensitive... And the Mods need their Naps... or else they get cranky.

 



 

 

 

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