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Comrade Tovya on 07 December 2008
The Ghost of RubangB said:
One time I was at a friend's house playing some NES and his little brother pissed himself during his turn. I don't remember what game it was, but I remember it being extra funny because it was a slow part of the game where he could have paused it, but he refused to take a break because he was afraid we'd steal his turn or something.

 

OMG!!!  It's an epidemic!  What the hell people?  Just push pause!  It's not that hard to do, I promise you.  And so what if someone steals your turn?  It's a lot less stressful than making a port-a-potty out of your underwear!



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NJ5 on 07 December 2008

Epic thread.

@Comrade Tovya: I suggest you get away from the thread, it seems you're starting to get fascinated by the subject ;)



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Comrade Tovya on 07 December 2008
NJ5 said:
Epic thread.

@Comrade Tovya: I suggest you get away from the thread, it seems you're starting to get fascinated by the subject ;)

 

LOL, you have no idea... I swear I'm gonna have nightmares about it, and then wake up and realize that I wet the bed...



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docholliday on 07 December 2008

The only way i could ever see this even being remotely possible is for ppl who play MMO's, With that being said....if you piss/shit yourself over a game you got some serious issues for real. I play ffxi alot and have played WoW before and never ever have i came close to doing something like that, just disturbing.



The Ghost of RubangB on 07 December 2008
Comrade Tovya said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
One time I was at a friend's house playing some NES and his little brother pissed himself during his turn. I don't remember what game it was, but I remember it being extra funny because it was a slow part of the game where he could have paused it, but he refused to take a break because he was afraid we'd steal his turn or something.

OMG!!!  It's an epidemic!  What the hell people?  Just push pause!  It's not that hard to do, I promise you.  And so what if someone steals your turn?  It's a lot less stressful than making a port-a-potty out of your underwear!

I think I'll have nightmares too. I forgot about that story until this thread reminded me. The little brother was around 8 at the time.

However, One_Touch_KO is 20, and Viewtiful Joe came out 5 years ago, which means he was 15 at the absolute youngest. Wow.



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Comrade Tovya on 07 December 2008
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Comrade Tovya said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
One time I was at a friend's house playing some NES and his little brother pissed himself during his turn. I don't remember what game it was, but I remember it being extra funny because it was a slow part of the game where he could have paused it, but he refused to take a break because he was afraid we'd steal his turn or something.

OMG!!!  It's an epidemic!  What the hell people?  Just push pause!  It's not that hard to do, I promise you.  And so what if someone steals your turn?  It's a lot less stressful than making a port-a-potty out of your underwear!

I think I'll have nightmares too. I forgot about that story until this thread reminded me. The little brother was around 8 at the time.

However, One_Touch_KO is 20, and Viewtiful Joe came out 5 years ago, which means he was 15 at the absolute youngest. Wow.

 

LOL, that's just too good.  I'll be honest, I though this thread would die after the second page, but now we are at eight pages and still going strong.  I'm just waiting for one more person to admit they were in a hardcore Super Mario Bros. competition and they used their undies as chamber pot... that will just complete this day for me.

Oh yeah, and like the holiday change to the nude avatar... adds a real sense of Christmas spirit to this thread.



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The Ghost of RubangB on 07 December 2008

You're on 8 page?  I'm still on page 1.  In your profile settings you can choose how many posts you want per page.  I cranked it up to 100.

And we're all making holiday avatars over in this thread.  There's this web site that makes it really easy and you can just drag a Santa hat onto your head.

Comrade Tovya said:
Tremble said:
No ... that's pretty ... intense! But I had sex while playing ^^

Too funny, me too... playing Madden.  It was actually based on a dare from an ex-girlfriend who said that I wasn't near as good as at the game as I said I was, and I told her I could do the dirty deed and play at the same time.  She thought I was full of it, and I took on the challenge and proved her wrong.  Yeah, that's kinda sick, but it's true.

Hahaha, you guys are great.  I've never bothered to go all the way while gaming, but I've had oral during Tetris DS and Yoshi's Island DS, and I've returned the favor on a girl playing Bust-a-Move DS.  I think our sex-gaming stories are necessary to convince people that gaming doesn't turn us all into freaks who shit our pants.

d21lewis said:
Apparently, I'm not hardcore.

I think most self-proclaimed hardcore gamers will gladly call themselves casuals before they group themselves with this guy.  We have just witnessed the death of "hardcore gaming."



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spdk1 on 07 December 2008

uuuuuuhhhh....no

seriously?



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Comrade Tovya on 07 December 2008
The Ghost of RubangB said:

You're on 8 page?  I'm still on page 1.  In your profile settings you can choose how many posts you want per page.  I cranked it up to 100.

And we're all making holiday avatars over in this thread.  There's this web site that makes it really easy and you can just drag a Santa hat onto your head.

Comrade Tovya said:
Tremble said:
No ... that's pretty ... intense! But I had sex while playing ^^

Too funny, me too... playing Madden.  It was actually based on a dare from an ex-girlfriend who said that I wasn't near as good as at the game as I said I was, and I told her I could do the dirty deed and play at the same time.  She thought I was full of it, and I took on the challenge and proved her wrong.  Yeah, that's kinda sick, but it's true.

Hahaha, you guys are great.  I've never bothered to go all the way while gaming, but I've had oral during Tetris DS and Yoshi's Island DS, and I've returned the favor on a girl playing Bust-a-Move DS.  I think our sex-gaming stories are necessary to convince people that gaming doesn't turn us all into freaks who shit our pants.

d21lewis said:
Apparently, I'm not hardcore.

I think most self-proclaimed hardcore gamers will gladly call themselves casuals before they group themselves with this guy.  We have just witnessed the death of "hardcore gaming."

 

Yeah, I should probably get in the holiday spirit and go do that myself.

As for the oral thing, that's just awesome... just goes to show that just because you love games doesn't mean your girl has to go without.  Really, that's just too cool.

As for being neccesary, yeah, I think it really is.  Not all hardcore gamers crap their pants, some of us hardcore guys can satisfy a woman and win the Superbowl in Madden all at the same time.... :)



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The Ghost of RubangB on 07 December 2008

1,230 views and counting!

Did this just swoop in and steal "thread of the year" at the last minute in December?



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