Got the book nearest to you? Don't choose the coolest book or the best book, just the nearest book.

Got it?... good, now turn to page 56 and find the fifth sentence. What does it say?

Mine says "'Don't worry' said Ridcully, 'It's just a matter of... thingummy, you know, all that stuff about three right angles makes a trangle'."

Me and my mates have been doing it on facebook, some of the random shit that has come out of it has been classic. We have had sentences that when taken out of the context of the book just sound like cheap porn and so on. It's hilarious, lets see what we can get.

immediately Jesus, perceiving in Himself that the power proceeding from Him had gone forth, turned around in the crowd and said "who has touched my garments"

When Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams one morning he found that he had been transformed in his bed into an enormous bug.

oops sorry, page 1

"Dont take it off, whatever you do"

“meaning?”

Anyone would've been better than this noncer with his objective correlatives and his Earl Grey and his sorry-ass bank balance.

"Ironically, it was Maxwell in 1873 who revived the subject by establishing theoretically that waves do indeed exert pressure"

Así pues, Húrin fue llevado ante Morgoth, porque éste sabía, por sus artes y sus espías, que Húrin tenía amistad con el rey, e intentó intimidarlo con la mirada

(for anyone wondering what it says, I'll try a translation: "So, Húrin was taken to Morgoth, because he knew, thanks to his arts and his spies, that Húrin had a good friendship with the king, and he tried to threaten him with his look")

'Can't help noticing you seem to have struck pumpkin.'