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So what do you suggest Microsoft do to deal with this desperation they experience 100% of the time?

I had a friend who was depressed, and I didn't take it seriously enough and they had to give him mild anti-depressants because anything stronger would have been overkill.

I don't think leaving this feeling of desperation all the time is going to be good for the multi-national companies future. So I propose to all you Vgcharters, Since we're all so smart in diagnosing a faceless multi-national company with record profits as desperate. We should all come up with a solution for Microsoft.

My own proposal for helping Microsoft with its desperation is this:

Make more money next year than you did this year. I know massive profits aren't a cure for desperation but perhaps making even more massive profits will help. Its kinda like giving a suicidal millionaire an extra couple of million to make him feel better. Its all good for the long term mental health of our favourite software company.

If that doesn't work. We should donate hair growth products to Steve Balmer! Since he already donates so much to charity its only fair we donate something in return. At least then we he cruises the street in one of his BMWs he won't feel like a desperate middle aged man looking to hook up with a girl younger than his daughters (If he has any)

How do you think we should help Microsoft with this desperation? The above are only my humble thoughts and im sure you have some as well.

Oh and as always mentioning any other consoles is like admitting you liked britney spears more after she shaved her hair.

 



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I think we should aid Sony, so that MS has a sense of purpose again. They are whipping Sony right now, and with the economic downturn, they will gain from the weakened dollar and euro compared to the strong Yen.

Provide competition. GIVE MS A REASON TO FIGHT!

Something like that squillie? >_> :p



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papflesje said:
I think we should aid Sony, so that MS has a sense of purpose again. They are whipping Sony right now, and with the economic downturn, they will gain from the weakened dollar and euro compared to the strong Yen.

Provide competition. GIVE MS A REASON TO FIGHT!

Something like that squillie? >_> :p

The psychologist is strong with this one!

 



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Squilliam said:

Oh and as always mentioning any other consoles is like admitting you liked britney spears more after she shaved her hair.

 

Britney still looked dam good though.

 



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NintendoMan said:
Squilliam said:

Oh and as always mentioning any other consoles is like admitting you liked britney spears more after she shaved her hair.

 

Britney still looked dam good though.

 

 

This one needs an intervention!



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 assumption is the mother of all f**k ups 

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!



Give them a reason to develop Valhalla earlier.



with all the money ballmer earns, he's driving a bimmer? that's sad.