Bob the Alien just came to your window and told you that in 2 days, the Earth is gonna explode. He's not joking. You're the only one who knows. What do you do? Here's my list:
5. Have unprotected sex. It's awesome.
4. Kill a hobo.
3. Embrace EVERY religion. One of them's gotta get me into heaven.
2. Play Super Mario Galaxy with my daughter. She loves that game. Good memories.
1. Eat a live puppy. Just because. And yes. I'd shave it first. I'm not some kind of freak.
What would you do if you had the chance to live like you were dying?