A lot of fanboys seem to live and die with the way their system performs.  I personally look at the gaming industry and each console like this.

You have 3 beautiful strippers all dancing and doing their thing.  Each of them have great attributes in their own way and I wouldn't kick any of them out of my bed.  So if you started looking at gaming consoles in this way you would probably have a different opinion of them.  Some of these strippers may not be 100% what your looking for but they all are appealing to some degree and deserve your respect.

Now just substitute these strippers for Nintendo, Playstation, and Xbox 360.

Just my weird take on how people should look at gaming and not be fanboys.

That is disgusting, dude. Strippers?

I never knew there were people out there that are particular fans of certain strippers.

It's not like strippers are famous people!

It's an interesting metaphor. Lacks depth, but still workable.

Also: not really age appropriate.

I totally agree that fanboys suck, but really, strippers?

My whole world is turning upside down. Are you telling me that strippers deserve my respect? Damn, I have a lot of high healed ladies to apologize to.

You can always find a reason to kick a stripper out of your bed:

1. She way too small... and looks too old... like yesteryear.. and she is a bit repetative... always the same moves... *Kicks her out..*
2. She is hot.. Way too hot! WTF did she just scratched me? & Hello? WTF did she died while I'm on top of her?.. *Kicks her out..*
3. She's big.. some may like her, but she talks too much, about what tomorrow brings.. Wooo.. talking about a 10 year plan... I'm not marrying her.. & why is she constanly talking about BluRay? I want to play with her, not watch movies with her. *Kicks her out..*

Wut? You don't give money to them..? shame on you!

luckily for me im not a fanboy but a leader remember the name its megaman2!

^But even porn has so many "genres" right? It's not just taking your clothes off...