I'm never having sex again. STDs scare the shit out of me. As do women...
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
I'm never having sex again. STDs scare the shit out of me. As do women...
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
Unfortunately, I have no sexual attraction for guys :(
Masturbation is the safest sex ever. That shit is underrated...
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
| Johann said: I'm never having sex again. STDs scare the shit out of me. As do women... |
Reading that and seeing your avatar just makes me think of Bruce Campbell with the cancerous growth on his prick in Bubba Ho-Tep.
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Reading that and seeing your avatar just makes me think of Bruce Campbell with the cancerous growth on his prick in Bubba Ho-Tep. |
lol Abso-fucking-lutely! You never fail to make the most memorable remarks in these forums.
Wait, did that sound a little gay? Maybe I DO think of guys that way...
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
God, my most memorable VGchartz thread is going to end up being the one about me getting the clap. LMAO
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I'm going to get tested upcomming tuesday again. What I can recall from my last test:
They will first ask you a few questions. Have you had sex without protection? If yes, with whom? Any homosexual sex? Ever paid for sex, that kind of things. Just answer truthfully.
I then got some blood pricked from my arm, not my finger.
The docter inspected my wiener after that just for good measure and because I wasn't too sure about some raw spots (turned out I just used it too much)
And after that, had to piss in a cup. Just the first two inches is enough.
That was my process anyway
The Doctor will see you now
Promoting Lesbianism --> 
| bardicverse said: ha, fortunately not that serious. the girl Ive been dating apparently has chlomidia, acquired from an ex months ago. Me being captain courageous went in last weekend, raw dog. I have no symptoms yet, but I'll need to get checked. I hear its a piss test. Any confirmation or knowledge otherwise? |
I'm very glad to hear that its not something really bad..