I'm never having sex again. STDs scare the shit out of me. As do women...
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
I'm never having sex again. STDs scare the shit out of me. As do women...
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
Unfortunately, I have no sexual attraction for guys :(
Masturbation is the safest sex ever. That shit is underrated...
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
Johann said: I'm never having sex again. STDs scare the shit out of me. As do women... |
Reading that and seeing your avatar just makes me think of Bruce Campbell with the cancerous growth on his prick in Bubba Ho-Tep.
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Reading that and seeing your avatar just makes me think of Bruce Campbell with the cancerous growth on his prick in Bubba Ho-Tep. |
lol Abso-fucking-lutely! You never fail to make the most memorable remarks in these forums.
Wait, did that sound a little gay? Maybe I DO think of guys that way...
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!
God, my most memorable VGchartz thread is going to end up being the one about me getting the clap. LMAO
Seppukuties is like LBP Lite, on crack. Play it already!Currently wrapped up in: Half Life, Portal, and User Created Source Mods
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I'm going to get tested upcomming tuesday again. What I can recall from my last test:
They will first ask you a few questions. Have you had sex without protection? If yes, with whom? Any homosexual sex? Ever paid for sex, that kind of things. Just answer truthfully.
I then got some blood pricked from my arm, not my finger.
The docter inspected my wiener after that just for good measure and because I wasn't too sure about some raw spots (turned out I just used it too much)
And after that, had to piss in a cup. Just the first two inches is enough.
That was my process anyway
The Doctor will see you now Promoting Lesbianism -->
bardicverse said: ha, fortunately not that serious. the girl Ive been dating apparently has chlomidia, acquired from an ex months ago. Me being captain courageous went in last weekend, raw dog. I have no symptoms yet, but I'll need to get checked. I hear its a piss test. Any confirmation or knowledge otherwise? |
I'm very glad to hear that its not something really bad..