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Dodece said:
I suppose this game has left serious scars upon my psyche. I avoided marrying any of the towns folk, because to my eye they were hideous. I finally accepted the fact that there was not a handsome or even pretty one in the lot. So I settled for the ones that were easiest to acquire. Yes that is terribly demented why should I have cared in the first place. I made a female character, because I thought the pregnancy angle would bring up some humorous possibilities. Which were sadly not present.

Then the game tossed my an ironic twist. My character went from the fairest in town to the spitting image of a giant freak of nature. I seriously underestimated the creepiness factor of what a female character would look like after being leveled up. Which I confess I am a potion fiend. Now my character dwarfs her spouses they are literally at crotch height. She has bursting neon veins, and her buff physique looks more at home on a gorilla. She is just plain hideous you cannot make her look presentable at all.

Also for your information I really took good care of her figure. I only eat celery and never touch dairy or meat products.

 

yeah, same thing happened to me. at first i thought it was kinda cool, like shes turning into an amazon woman and all that, but as the game continued she looked more and more muscular and even manly. thats why i chose, at the end of the game, to have the sex change :) now the male version of my character looks totally awesome instead of a cross-dresser.



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McPancak3s said:
Dodece said:
I suppose this game has left serious scars upon my psyche. I avoided marrying any of the towns folk, because to my eye they were hideous. I finally accepted the fact that there was not a handsome or even pretty one in the lot. So I settled for the ones that were easiest to acquire. Yes that is terribly demented why should I have cared in the first place. I made a female character, because I thought the pregnancy angle would bring up some humorous possibilities. Which were sadly not present.

Then the game tossed my an ironic twist. My character went from the fairest in town to the spitting image of a giant freak of nature. I seriously underestimated the creepiness factor of what a female character would look like after being leveled up. Which I confess I am a potion fiend. Now my character dwarfs her spouses they are literally at crotch height. She has bursting neon veins, and her buff physique looks more at home on a gorilla. She is just plain hideous you cannot make her look presentable at all.

Also for your information I really took good care of her figure. I only eat celery and never touch dairy or meat products.

 

yeah, same thing happened to me. at first i thought it was kinda cool, like shes turning into an amazon woman and all that, but as the game continued she looked more and more muscular and even manly. thats why i chose, at the end of the game, to have the sex change :) now the male version of my character looks totally awesome instead of a cross-dresser.

 

You can have a sex change in fable 2?!!?!?!

 

When did this happen? i think im missing something



Garnett said:
McPancak3s said:
Dodece said:
I suppose this game has left serious scars upon my psyche. I avoided marrying any of the towns folk, because to my eye they were hideous. I finally accepted the fact that there was not a handsome or even pretty one in the lot. So I settled for the ones that were easiest to acquire. Yes that is terribly demented why should I have cared in the first place. I made a female character, because I thought the pregnancy angle would bring up some humorous possibilities. Which were sadly not present.

Then the game tossed my an ironic twist. My character went from the fairest in town to the spitting image of a giant freak of nature. I seriously underestimated the creepiness factor of what a female character would look like after being leveled up. Which I confess I am a potion fiend. Now my character dwarfs her spouses they are literally at crotch height. She has bursting neon veins, and her buff physique looks more at home on a gorilla. She is just plain hideous you cannot make her look presentable at all.

Also for your information I really took good care of her figure. I only eat celery and never touch dairy or meat products.

 

yeah, same thing happened to me. at first i thought it was kinda cool, like shes turning into an amazon woman and all that, but as the game continued she looked more and more muscular and even manly. thats why i chose, at the end of the game, to have the sex change :) now the male version of my character looks totally awesome instead of a cross-dresser.

 

You can have a sex change in fable 2?!!?!?!

 

When did this happen? i think im missing something

 

 

when you buy castle fairfax at the end of the game- there will be bandits that attack from a secret passage in the castle. if you follow the passage to the end (its a mission too, so dont feel like its some weird easter egg) theres a room with a potion bottle and a mysterious voice tells you that you have the choice to drink the potion and change your sex or leave the room (once you leave though, the potion disappears- so its kinda a one time only offer)



The only thing that would top any of this, is if there is a midget in the game that you can have sex with.







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well you can try the kids... O.o



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pbroy said:
The only thing that would top any of this, is if there is a midget in the game that you can have sex with.

 

I actually saw a midget in the game so it is feasible. Try Old Bowerstone down by the road to the cemetary. I have seen him a couple times down there. Either that or it is a supremely ugly child. However I am reasonably certain it is a midget, because its wearing a top hat.



Dodece said:
pbroy said:
The only thing that would top any of this, is if there is a midget in the game that you can have sex with.

 

I actually saw a midget in the game so it is feasible. Try Old Bowerstone down by the road to the cemetary. I have seen him a couple times down there. Either that or it is a supremely ugly child. However I am reasonably certain it is a midget, because its wearing a top hat.

 

 

NICE!!! If this is true, then I will have that midget follow me everywhere I go. I'll set up that song by 'Men Without Hats', with the midget jester, as the background music and put it on infinite loop. As I walk down the streets and everywhere I go i'll dance around. That song is tight. I want to recreate that music video. "You can dance if you want to....."







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After I mess around with Fallout 3 for a bit, I'm going to try and find that midget. Here's the video that I love so much. It's the Safety Dance.







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McPancak3s said:
Garnett said:
McPancak3s said:
Dodece said:
I suppose this game has left serious scars upon my psyche. I avoided marrying any of the towns folk, because to my eye they were hideous. I finally accepted the fact that there was not a handsome or even pretty one in the lot. So I settled for the ones that were easiest to acquire. Yes that is terribly demented why should I have cared in the first place. I made a female character, because I thought the pregnancy angle would bring up some humorous possibilities. Which were sadly not present.

Then the game tossed my an ironic twist. My character went from the fairest in town to the spitting image of a giant freak of nature. I seriously underestimated the creepiness factor of what a female character would look like after being leveled up. Which I confess I am a potion fiend. Now my character dwarfs her spouses they are literally at crotch height. She has bursting neon veins, and her buff physique looks more at home on a gorilla. She is just plain hideous you cannot make her look presentable at all.

Also for your information I really took good care of her figure. I only eat celery and never touch dairy or meat products.

 

yeah, same thing happened to me. at first i thought it was kinda cool, like shes turning into an amazon woman and all that, but as the game continued she looked more and more muscular and even manly. thats why i chose, at the end of the game, to have the sex change :) now the male version of my character looks totally awesome instead of a cross-dresser.

 

You can have a sex change in fable 2?!!?!?!

 

When did this happen? i think im missing something

 

 

when you buy castle fairfax at the end of the game- there will be bandits that attack from a secret passage in the castle. if you follow the passage to the end (its a mission too, so dont feel like its some weird easter egg) theres a room with a potion bottle and a mysterious voice tells you that you have the choice to drink the potion and change your sex or leave the room (once you leave though, the potion disappears- so its kinda a one time only offer)

 

When can you buy the castle???I beat the game and im wandering around looking for the castle to buy.



its in fairfax gardens... literally walk straight from entry and you cant miss it