I'm with you! I don't even live too far from the rockies, wouldn't be too much of a trip for me :D
We can also start bringing in girls who are under 15 and convince them it is OK to marry us, and that it is OK for men to have a bunch of wives. We can also beat and choke them into submission unless they agree, so that they are brainwashed and can't leave even if they want to.
We can also hoard up a bunch of guns in case the government comes in and tries to break us up. That is our right, isn't it!
Oh wait, we're not in Texas. (This actually happened in Texas...several times...)
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
We can also marry each other's daughters and nieces over and over until we each have dozens of 12 year old wives and a huge family business and we cover each other's backs so none of them escape, Utah-style.
(I think it just happened again, but in Texas this time.)
First, the age of consent in Canada is 16, so why risk banging 15 year olds? It was 14 years old until 2 years ago.
Second, good luck bringing shotguns across the border whether you plan on declaring them or not.
Third, about shooting Leo-J, Canada isn't so forgiving when it comes to defending your property. I'll cite jurisprudence if you insist, once I get back to my office.
Forth, the much of the original concept goes against the very core beliefs of most Canadians. There are plenty of places in the US where you can create a militia commune. May I suggest Waco, Texas?
"Sell your crazy somewhere else. We're all full up here."
*Yes I realise your concept was a joke. And feel free to come up as a tourist.
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