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First, the age of consent in Canada is 16, so why risk banging 15 year olds? It was 14 years old until 2 years ago.

Second, good luck bringing shotguns across the border whether you plan on declaring them or not.

Third, about shooting Leo-J, Canada isn't so forgiving when it comes to defending your property. I'll cite jurisprudence if you insist, once I get back to my office.

Forth, the much of the original concept goes against the very core beliefs of most Canadians. There are plenty of places in the US where you can create a militia commune. May I suggest Waco, Texas?

"Sell your crazy somewhere else. We're all full up here."

*Yes I realise your concept was a joke. And feel free to come up as a tourist.