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MaxwellGT2000 on 20 October 2008

In a discussion about casuals and their games I've figured out some shocking truth

Casuals want:

  • everything to be equal
  • very little competition
  • everyone to have the same chance to do well even if someone else is more skilled
  • things given to them
  • to infect others with their casual games they call it Wii party night it seems

The shocking thing is this.

Communists want:

  • everything to be equal
  • very little competition (look at China)
  • everyone to be equal no matter if you're a doctor or lunch lady
  • to distribute the wealth
  • to infect democracy with their ideals.

Have I stumbled upon a huge conspiracy?  If I go missing will others get my message out?  Have the reds been in hiding all this time just to come back as a video game craze to take over the world????  All the evidence is there, my logic is undeniable, come on people the new enemy is the casuals!!!



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Garnett on 20 October 2008
MaxwellGT2000 said:

In a discussion about casuals and their games I've figured out some shocking truth

Casuals want:

  • everything to be equal
  • very little competition
  • everyone to have the same chance to do well even if someone else is more skilled
  • things given to them
  • to infect others with their casual games they call it Wii party night it seems

The shocking thing is this.

Communists want:

  • everything to be equal
  • very little competition (look at China)
  • everyone to be equal no matter if you're a doctor or lunch lady
  • to distribute the wealth
  • to infect democracy with their ideals.

Have I stumbled upon a huge conspiracy? If I go missing will others get my message out? Have the reds been in hiding all this time just to come back as a video game craze to take over the world???? All the evidence is there, my logic is undeniable, come on people the new enemy is the casuals!!!

 

You are right,most games these days are balanced and require barely any skill to win,thats why i despise playing shooting games on console.



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Galaki on 20 October 2008

Casuals are communists confirmed!



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breadie2 on 20 October 2008

Fact is communist (China) has already taken over the world (America). Casual rulez !!



makingmusic476 on 20 October 2008

Like we didn't already know this...



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mowe on 20 October 2008

I always knew my mom was a communist.



# of games above 75 on Metacritic (including downloadable):

360: 241     DS: 144

PS3: 152     PSP: 126

Wii: 85

Jo21 on 20 October 2008

lol, its the perfect market, for stockholders.



but i'm not one i prefer competition ;)



Garcian Smith on 20 October 2008

Posting in an "ARGH I AM OFFENDED BY THE VERY EXISTENCE OF THE CASUALS!!!!111111" thread.



"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."

 -Sean Malstrom

 

 

megaman79 on 20 October 2008

I don't know what to say. Stupid people say stupid things. Isn't a world of FPS's and violence a formula that conforms groups to a similar ideology?

Ill give you the film industry, PGisation of hollywood films but atleast foreign and independants keep it unique.



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makingmusic476 on 20 October 2008

@garcian and megaman:

You do realize this is a joke thread, right?

Fanboys can get so defensive...