His probably watching porn as we speak...
Try watching some Animal Planet or Discovery Channel. Watching animals mate in the wild might put you in the mood. Maybe not, it might just mean your into Beastiality. o_O
Another thing to try is rubbing your nipples with baby oil, while licking your lips in front of a webcam. Then post it on youtube for everyone to see. n_n
Maybe you're just not looking at nasty enough porn? Are you bored with regular porn? Try the various midget, granny, and bbw varieties readily available to the distinguished, pervert about town.
As a pervert on the go, I can tell you, I'm very particular about my tastes for interracial asian/african american group mmf pornography.
Also, try the occasional hentai. Yeah, it's chick porn, but you know, I'm down with it. I hate it when other perverts judge me on my pornography message board.
I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.
NO NO, NO NO NO.
ZenfoldorVGI said: Maybe you're just not looking at nasty enough porn? Are you bored with regular porn? Try the various midget, granny, and bbw varieties readily available to the distinguished, pervert about town. As a pervert on the go, I can tell you, I'm very particular about my tastes for interracial asian/african american group mmf pornography. Also, try the occasional hentai. Yeah, it's chick porn, but you know, I'm down with it. I hate it when other perverts judge me on my pornography message board. |
Don't hate, masturbate.
So you can't watch porn anymore.. but you still think about it and made a thread about it... Hmmm... let's see... nope... nothing wrong... your mind is still dirty...
Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)
I'm with Zenfolder... you have just graduated from normal porn to extreme porn. I'd say don't take it to the next level as fast as Zen though... start with some golden showers, bdsm etc but if you passed that point, go look for midgetporn.
The Doctor will see you now Promoting Lesbianism -->
WessleWoggle said: Porn is boring anyways. |
Ever seen Pirates? Hilarious I tell you.
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