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mrjuju on 06 October 2008

I am going to have to go with Sonic. The logic is simple, we have much, documented proof of Sonic helping animals out (see: Sonic 1,2,3 etc). When they had been encapsulated in some way by robotics, he freed them, and asked for no thanks in return.
Mario on the other hand stomps on any living thing that crosses his path, be it turtles, dragons, fungi, or bullets. Sure his Princess saving skills are unsurpassed, but is he an animal lover? I think not.



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Dgc1808 on 06 October 2008

Do i go with the plumber on shrooms or the HedeHog on Meth.......

I pick the HedgeHog!!!



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Kasz216 on 06 October 2008

Well Mario.

I mean... Sonic has a bunch of spikes poking out of his back. That's just going to injure the puppies. Plus he's an impatient dick meaning i'd get stuck with most of the work.

Mario on the otherhand always puts his best effort foward be it princess rescuieng, Kart Racing, Tennis Playing, Typing Classes, etc.



The Ghost of RubangB on 06 October 2008
rocketpig said:
Let's see... We have the choice between a fat, lazy, uneducated plumber and a hedgehog on methamphetamines.

No thanks. I'll choose Tails. He looks like he'd be a good assistant.

Uneducated?  He's a doctor.  He's annihilated more viruses than all other doctors combined.  And he's had more work experience than Sonic.  He's been a plumber, demolitionist, a boxing referee, and he can capture rogue apes and teach you how to type.  Those are the skills I require in a partner, in the type of business I plan on running.

Has Sonic ever had a job in any of his games?



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akuma587 on 06 October 2008

Were any drugs involved with this original post?



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oxford-gamer on 06 October 2008
Wetcoaster said:
damkira said:
I don't trust Sonic.. I think he's addicted to crystal meth... plus his games have been pretty lousy for a long time and if we can't trust him for decent games they why should we trust him with a puppy farm?

 

and Mario's addicted to shrooms..

Depends on who would have the better financial backing. So the question is.. Which are worth more? Coins or rings?

 

well, coins are just substance; they don't do squat for you, except except add to your bling.

rings, however, will save you from certain death, and they are useful united or alone.

 

it's a choice between two addicts w/ nonsensical currency.

i'd choose sonic though.



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highwaystar101 on 07 October 2008
akuma587 said:
Were any drugs involved with this original post?

 

Nope, just cold hard logic... and boredom



highwaystar101 on 07 October 2008
akuma587 said:
Were any drugs involved with this original post?

 

Nope, just cold hard logic... and boredom



SuperSteveyLes on 07 October 2008
Grey Acumen said:
Mario probably has better experience raising puppies, since Nintendogs was so big for the DS.

Plus I totally want to see the puppy get a leaf and become racoon puppy.

Good point, plus Mario can communicate with all sorts of creatures too; Yoshi the Dinosaur, Koops the Koopa Troopa, Donkey Kong the Gorilla. So there.

 



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Words Of Wisdom on 07 October 2008
SuperSteveyLes said:
Grey Acumen said:
Mario probably has better experience raising puppies, since Nintendogs was so big for the DS.

Plus I totally want to see the puppy get a leaf and become racoon puppy.

Good point, plus Mario can communicate with all sorts of creatures too; Yoshi the Dinosaur, Koops the Koopa Troopa, Donkey Kong the Gorilla. So there.

Sonic has showed us in his cartoon that he's capable of talking to lots of different creatures and since he's an animal too, he can identify with them.