It's because of his avatar. Who would want to have sex with a kitten?

Or it's because DMeisterJ is psrock's [insert whatever here] (I was afraid I might get banned!).

EDIT: It's because he doesn't blame Wii Fit.

EDIT 2: It makes perfect sense.

He's gay.

He is probably the only homosexual in his school and neighborhood so he literally can't find anyone.

Did you just steal Rol next saturday epic thread idea? Shame on you.

Since he loves Sony more than sex, I've assumed that he's saving himself for Ken Kutaragi.

He's a virgin because he hasn't put his penis in anyone else or had a penis put in him. Why analyse someone else's life more than that?

This was my idea in the first place! I presented it to Rol and now you've gone and ruined it before he had the chance.

@okeydokey

I needed a thread idea and I noticed nobody made it yet.

Dibs. lol

Another reason is he could live in a redneck taown where them ol' black foks are bein' critasized.

^lol

Or maybe he lives in a redneck town and doesn't have a sister...