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People is just crazy lately. read this nonsense

 

SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS: HOMOSEXUAL RECRUITERS HIT AGAIN!

Friends,

When I warned America about how Super Mario Galaxy was the trojan horse of a neo-sodomite invasion, some refused to believe it. They claimed that the subliminal homosexuality was just a "coincidence". Funny how, the more we see of Mario, the more "coincidences" show up, further proving that the goal of Nintendo is to unleashed a second Pearl Habor on America, a "Pearl-necklace Habor" of drug-fueled sodomania!

Mario is the flagship of Nintendo, and that flag has big rainbow stripes, proven by the latest release in the Mario dynasty: "Mario Super Sluggers".

Baseball is very popular among homosexuals, notice how often they use the terms "pitcher" and "catcher". True heterosexuals do not play baseball, they play football.

Go to the home page for Mario Super sluggers and you will find this image:








Do I even need to point out the subliminal messages in this image? A short list, from just what I can spot (feel free to mention anything I've missed)

  • We see Mario's backside, in mid-thrust
  • Holding and stroking the baseball bats in ways suggesting homosexuality and/or self-abuse
  • Marios baseball bat penetrates a hole in the soft brown skin of his catcher's mitt - a reference to inter-racial sodomy
  • Luigi, who is tenderly rubbing his bat, has an orgasmic expression on his face as he spills white stuff all over
  • In another interacial sodomy reference, we see "Diddy Kong" catching the white stuff, with his mouth wide open, of course
  • To the right of Diddy Kong we see the game controller (vibrating no doubt) with a suspitious button, so that your innocent little girls can get used to having fun while they rub their thumb over what is very similar to a nipple and clitorus.
And why use the term "sluggers". There's a lot of baseball words out there, so why use the only one that references a long, smooth, wet, slippery, cylindrical object?

 

You can find the rest here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14865



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must be a joke site



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Aiemond said:
must be a joke site

 

Obvious statement is obvious.



Words Of Wisdom said:
Aiemond said:
must be a joke site

 

Obvious statement is obvious.

 

obviously



 

If you read the comments under this you'd realize it's not a joke site. I spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what this "white stuff" was when it hit me that he meant the baseballs. We need /b/ to get on the case right away!



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=O Oh shi



yep.. it is not a joke site



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And soon all the Mario fans on this site want to have their name written in pink. ;)



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Wow, this guy is serious?

That's it. I've lost all faith in the human race. I'm going to live with the monkeys.