If the three consoles were women..

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coolestguyever on 23 September 2008

Wii - This Girl: http://www.eatmycake.dk/wp-content/bvb_1745.jpg

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Thatmax on 23 September 2008

coolestguyever said:
Wii - This Girl: http://www.eatmycake.dk/wp-content/bvb_1745.jpg

Seems more like a ps3 due to the t-shirt

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DaxIthR on 23 September 2008

Lame. And how is the PS3 the one that needs all the accessories in the OP?

The Wii does a fair bit out of the box, but has a peripheral for every game. And the 360 has overpriced proprietary HDDs, headsets, controller chargers, wireless adapters...

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sparkit34 on 23 September 2008

The Xbox 360 is like Hillary Clinton, smart, powerful, but somehow never anyones first choice.

The PS3 is Condoleeza Rice. The PS3 is black, sophisticated and powerful, but even her own people don't really seem to like her.

The Wii is Monica Lewinsky. Good for a quickie but lacking the power of the other two.

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PSaiki on 23 September 2008

coolestguyever said:
wii is an autistic woman, 360 is average, ps3 is Jessica Simpson

You certainly must be talking about a Jessica Simpson that few people know.

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coolestguyever on 23 September 2008

Thatmax said:

coolestguyever said:
Wii - This Girl: http://www.eatmycake.dk/wp-content/bvb_1745.jpg

Seems more like a ps3 due to the t-shirt

haha i gotta give you props, good call!

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mibuokami on 23 September 2008

What about if the 3 consoles were hookers?

360: Cheap streetwalker that will do anything and everything to get your attention, has the most amazing hardcore acts but tends to demand additional payment just as she is about to blow your mind. STD hazard abound.

PS3: Expensive VIP escort with a motto 'you get what you pay for'. Sexy as sin in her svelt black dress but in reality has the same bag of trick as her cheaper street walking cousin who has been known to outdo her. At least the STD risk is minimal.

Wii: The professional masseuse, a bit plain but with amazing technique that can leave you gasping. Unfortunately not into hardcore...