mibuokami on 23 September 2008
What about if the 3 consoles were hookers?
360: Cheap streetwalker that will do anything and everything to get your attention, has the most amazing hardcore acts but tends to demand additional payment just as she is about to blow your mind. STD hazard abound.
PS3: Expensive VIP escort with a motto 'you get what you pay for'. Sexy as sin in her svelt black dress but in reality has the same bag of trick as her cheaper street walking cousin who has been known to outdo her. At least the STD risk is minimal.
Wii: The professional masseuse, a bit plain but with amazing technique that can leave you gasping. Unfortunately not into hardcore...
