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Galaki on 23 September 2008
ItsaMii said:
PS3 - Britney Spears - all the glory is in the past, no one cares about her anymore.
Wii - J. K. Rowling - despite being one of the most successful women in the world, specialists see her works as "casual" literature.
Xbox 360 - Paris Hilton - no talent at all, but she has enough money to buy her way into any sort of group. Also immune to bad press.

 

Just want to point out that the underlined red is redundant.



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Simulacrum on 23 September 2008

:DDD
Nicee maan.
But after few weeks....in bed...where you put....?



 

 

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Zucas on 23 September 2008

Wii- this is a woman who is really fun to be around. She's playful, funny, and smart. Yet her beauty is one that you need to know more about her than simply by first appearances because you realize beauty is one in one with your connection with their personality.

360- this is a woman who is quite beautiful and also someone fun to be around. However they tend to do things that are rather stupid and silly that usually don't bode well with you. At times possibly even crashing. Their free spirit simply turns into an unwarranted hassle yet beauty and personality still exists. It's just can you handle the frequent disturbances.

PS3- one of the most beautiful women in the entire world yet the personality is not there. They are stuck up and high maintenance. They understand their beauty and have almost an arrogance about it. Despite all this they are still a good person to be around but the relationship might be more one sided than you would want.



FilaBrasileiro on 23 September 2008

PS3 - The stuck up bitch that only like expensive clothes and restaurants, she's a high maintenance bitch. You already banged her 2 older sister and her cousin and what an awesome time those were, however when you bang her you find out she's a virgin and doesn't really know what she's doing. After a year of teaching, she's gotten much better though she's not as good as her older sisters or cousin yet.

360 - The STD sick bitch that you always had to take to the doctor, thankfully she got a 3 year insurance. She's always fun to bang and is guaranteed to give you good sex and good head but you're always scared you might catch something.


Wii - The popular school slut, she acts cocky but everybody's had a go with her, even middle schoolers and her old college professors. She teaches you new positions that you fall in love with at first but after awhile she becomes boring and the new positions don't excite you as much anymore. She's also uglier than the other 2.



PhalanxCO on 23 September 2008
CDiablo said:

The Wii girl is lots of fun, cheap and easy. Shes up to try new things, and has a really stupid phone number. Girls like Wii are in high demand. Everyone wants to get with her including parents, children and the elderly.

The PS3 girl is expensive and likes to make big promises for the future, and usually delivers. One of the features many men like in her is her blu lazer gun. She doesnt like to talk about her past unless you date the 60 gig or MGS version of her.

The 360 girl is a lot like PS3 girl but is cheaper and is prone to wear 3 red rings on her finger and then die on you. She dies not due to a medical condition but do to god making her incorrectly.

 

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blazinhead89 on 23 September 2008
FilaBrasileiro said:
PS3 - The stuck up bitch that only like expensive clothes and restaurants, she's a high maintenance bitch. You already banged her 2 older sister and her cousin and what an awesome time those were, however when you bang her you find out she's a virgin and doesn't really know what she's doing. After a year of teaching, she's gotten much better though she's not as good as her older sisters or cousin yet.

360 - The STD sick bitch that you always had to take to the doctor, thankfully she got a 3 year insurance. She's always fun to bang and is guaranteed to give you good sex and good head but you're always scared you might catch something.


Wii - The popular school slut, she acts cocky but everybody's had a go with her, even middle schoolers and her old college professors. She teaches you new positions that you fall in love with at first but after awhile she becomes boring and the new positions don't excite you as much anymore. She's also uglier than the other 2.

WIN!

Hawkeye on 23 September 2008

This thread is wrong. Video games are objects/toys, and the only way to make them comparable to women is to view women as either sex toys or objects.



Hawkeye on 23 September 2008
DeadNotSleeping said:
If the three consoles were women, they'd probably wind up leaving most gamers. What good is a partner who just sits on his ass all day, uses her like an object and occasionally cusses, blurts out racial slurs, or invites his friends over to gawk at the television?

Think about it.

 

You got it.



Thatmax on 23 September 2008
coolestguyever said:
wii is an autistic woman, 360 is average, ps3 is Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is big and black?



coolestguyever on 23 September 2008

PS3 - Elisha Cuthbert
Wii - Rosie O'donnell
360 - Sarah Weyne Calies