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stof said:
Most of the people on here still wouldn't have any yet.

 

hahhahahha YESS.



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For some reason I can't help but think PS3 = Sarah Palin, and not in a bad way.



Wii - Ex from the past back to haunt you.
Xbox-360 - I wish our relationship lasted longer (rrod).
PS3 - once you go black you never go back.

I made all my post today using my I-phone 3G.



mowe said:
vlad321 said:

Posting this before anyone else, sad part is that this commercial is like VGC but with women and visual:

 

 

It would be like this, and the 360 girl would be a guy.

 

An American guy doing a 3some with 2 Japanese gals... NICE



haha i love this thread


And that video the more I see of it the more sexual things I think of lol

Haha “my vibrating features have been disabled” haha “well rounded for multiple players” ;) hahaha that was a good one. She’s malty layered hahaha

Ahm sorry I had to get that out…

I don’t see the Wii as a cheap girl at all I see it as a smart, beautiful and hard to get girl (hard to find Wiis in the shop) you get what I mean.



    R.I.P Mr Iwata :'(

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Hmmm tough decision

Wii - She is all about motion so you know she a freak in the bed.

Xbox360 - She knows how to steal your heart just like she steals exclusives. Could this possibly mean she wants to steal quality time away from the PS3? Maybe she is willing to cater to me, I mean after all she is the cheapest of the three systems, but does that maker her sleazy?

Ps3 - Very beautiful and dazzling graphics, pretty she is. Probably high maintenance and out of my league. Also has a high price tag,I see an expensive date with a huge bill at the end of the night.



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Wii is the skinny pretty girl you want as girlfriend.
PS3 is the high-class whore.
360 is just a whore.

lulz.=)



The Wii would be Estelle(healer, very naive, but the main character), 360 Rita(high blood pressure, fire spells, evil mage with a good heart, Zenfoldor loves her, meteor storm ftw), and PS3 Judith(shows up late in the game but earns a spot in the party, very strong, super hot, mid-air combos).



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

The PS3, should be the fat one. Because it has a lot of stuff inside her.



MY ZELDA COLLECTION

PS3 - Britney Spears - all the glory is in the past, no one cares about her anymore.
Wii - J. K. Rowling - despite being one of the most successful women in the world, specialists see her works as "casual" literature.
Xbox 360 - Paris Hilton - no talent at all, but she has enough money to buy her way into any sort of group. Also immune to bad press.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."