The Wii is that shy, cute nerdy girl who sits across from you in class, sometimes stealing a glance in your direction. Plainly dressed, but she can be very pretty in the right clothes and hairstyle. Outside, she may not seem like much, but get to talking to her and she's got quite a lot of interesting things to say. Likes puppies, fine art, and children. Ideal for bringing home to meet your parents.
The Xbox 360 is the preppy teacher's pet - always well-dressed, well-mannered, and popular with authority figures. She's great for a round or three in the sack, but you can't help but think that she's just a prettier version of that one redhead you used to date a few years back. A good friend-with-benefits, but not really dating material. Likes history, alternative rock, and philosophy. Somewhat of a perfectionist.
The Playstation 3 is a bossy, demanding prima donna - incredibly attractive, but you'll have to shell out quite a bit from your pocketbook to snag her. Then, once you get her in bed, you find that she really doesn't have as many tricks up her sleeve - or her dress - as she boasted that she had. She shares a lot of interests with the Xbox 360, but the two actually get into catfights all the time at parties. Likes Eastern culture, fine wine, and romantic comedies.
"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."
-Sean Malstrom
Pixel Art can be fun.
Leatherhat on July 6th, 2012 3pm. Vita sales:"3 mil for COD 2 mil for AC. Maybe more. " thehusbo on July 6th, 2012 5pm. Vita sales:"5 mil for COD 2.2 mil for AC."
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