SmokedHostage on 22 September 2008
I'm just curious.. If all consoles were women, what would they be like?
This is what I'm expecting something to the nature of..
- The Wii is a very pale and skinny woman. She's also very shallow and can barely lift a finger. She seems to be the object of many of mens affection if only because she's popular. She'll willingly pay for a date but has a bunch of codes which you must go through to for the date. Also, she seems to be great with kids and around the parents but leaves you wanting more in the relationship.
- The 360 is a very full and thick woman. She's very well-rounded and seems to the most eccentric. She's not as popular as the others but she can provide a filling relationship. At the same time, she seems to go into heat-strokes and pass out more often than the other women. With these heat-strokes, she seems to be in the hospital more than you're acting having a relationship with her. She also seems to make you pay for all the dates.
- The PS3 is a very attractive and big woman. Her personality is a bit-varied but she's nice enough to keep you interested. She's also the type of woman that can pull her weight fairly well. She'll pay for dates as well. Despite this, she eats well more than her fair share. She always seems to be a drain on your wallet because she just needs her accessories and other seemingly superficial things. Overall, she does what you want but it ends up being too expensive.
Not what I think but this is what I'm expecting. Yes I had fun with this.
Pixel Art can be fun.
