Grahamhsu said:
Objection!!
I believe the TC is not an employee of Sony, but actually suffers from a condition. He is either 12 years old, and suffers from a young age condition causing him to exclaim "OMG OMG" constantly. Or he has ADD or some other mental condition, we can see these symptoms from him believing Ratchet and Clank looks so real, when he doesn't say the same for Uncharted. Who finds furry characters more realistic than treasure hunters. I rest my case your honor and plead that he is innocent because of his mental conditions, he knoweth not what he say or do.
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The prosecution concedes that opposing counsel's objection is persuasive, and adds as further support the fact that defendant felt it necessary to give a review of a two-year old video game console on a forum devoted to video games.
Nonetheless, the prosecution finds it odd that the defendant created an entirely new account, with a handle that proclaims him to be a Nintendo fan, and then immediately starts not one but TWO threads talking up another manufacturer's system whil simultaneously re-hashing the same old anti-Nintendo rhetoric.
The prosecution is consequently forced to challenge the defense's assertion of mental impairment. The prosecution feels that this is a case of a man, lupus oves dissimulet, who wishes to raise the ancient "I'm a long-time fan of X, which gives me the right to bash X" defense.
The prosecution would further like to add his confusion at the defendant's never having played a PS3 before, yet he was able to have his "friend" bring one over minutes after inquiring. The prosecution consequently maintains his motion for summary judgment, but is willing to stipulate that the defendant may be touched in the head.
NintendoFananza said:
:(, guys thats not nice, I gave my honest thoughts.
Chill dude. We're just joshing you a bit, seeing as how you came out of the gates swinging. But while I have your attention, maybe you'd like to address some of the points raised in the People's Complaint?...