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Would you rather fall a 1,000 feet to your death or be tied up on a train track when there is a train coming in 5 minutes?

the tracks, you might just survive depending how your tied

would you rather go to your favorite restaurant and find a dirt band aid in your soup after you have taken a few bites

or

or walk in on your dad in drag #$%^ another man while having him call you dad by your mothers name, only to notice you mom is video taping it

I'd rather find the band-aid, i could sue and get like 5 million. its worth a couple bites of a sick ass band-aid.

Would you rather:

- Get shot in the head (dead quickly)
- Shot in the stomach (50:50 chance of living, bleed a bit, some pain)
- Shot in the leg (100% chance of survival, a shit load of blood and pain though)

The leg, I can deal with pain, but you cant fight back death

Would you rather have had the greatest sex dream ever only to wake up in your sisters bed spooning with her

Or

Have the worst nightmare in the record of humanity waking up with permanent mental problems and brain damage due to the dream and be next to a sac full of 100 dollar bills

hmm, not incest, or death? ill go with the not incest, tell her about the dream and see where it goes from there.
Would you rather vomit for eternity or choke for eternity

Hmmm….i have to go with choke, either you will pass out and wake back up, or it will just be that sensation which isn’t all that bad (drowning would be different)

Would you rather live like a billionaire for 3 weeks then have to be destitute for 3 months

Or

be destitute for 3 years then get 5 million dollars

Be destitute for 3 years. I can take it. Not to mention I´ll have 5 millions forever.



Would you rather be without both your arms or both your legs?

Without both of my legs. You can live in a wheelchair, but without arms you can't do anything (not even play videogames!)

Imagine that all humanity is wiped. You have the choice, die too (painless quick death) or continue living, with NO ONE on Earth. What do you choose?

Continue to live, try to establish a base and live, I would also work to make a permanent record of humanity so that an alien race some day might find it and know what we were



would you rather have to bite off your own thumb to escape a burning building (your hand got stuck in a pair of thumb cuffs)

or

have a stranger off your toes (your foot is stuck and that the only way to get it out)

Beer.

Is Schrödingers cat a zombie, before you open the box? (i hope this question qualifies for the topic).