Every time I look at my right hand I have to masturbate, no matter where I am or what I'm doing I just drop my pants and pull it out.

Good times when I'm golfing, at the dentist, walking down a crowded street, in class, at work, driving, meeting my girlfriends parents etc.

When I eat, whatever items is on the table needs to move. Or else its awakard to me

My worst: For some odd reason I have to scratch a piece of paper with my nail, or else my nail starts itching or something.

I have a lot of the same 'ticks' as you do.  To sum it up, I like for things to be 'in order' or atleast the way I think they should be.

okay let's see if I an think of it all,

First of all I can't eat food withought water I just can't, i hate that when I go somewhere and people give me a small glass of water and expect it to last my whole dinner, I take one drink after every mouth full of food.

Another thing is I have to turn off the lights when I leave a room and when I enter a room I have to turn the lights on.

When I'm in my room my TV HAS to be on no matter what I'm doing whether it's studying or playing the guitar doesn't matter has to be on (unless I'm going to bed). And since I'm on the subject of sleeping I can't go to sleep withought some sort of noise in the background when I'm drunk, I usually have the tv or radio on when I'm drunk and going to sleep and when I'm sober there's no way in hell I can sleep with any sound.

And another thing that other people said as well is that thing's has to be shut, like a box, or a door. I can probably name some more but it's late and I'm tired and I'm writing this on the PS3 browser so it's slow.

I alway use my right hand to masturbate

Never knew so many people had OCD...I'm very thankful I don't give a shit about anything.

ON a side note- is excessive worrying about things beyond my control a form of OCD- examples Myan 2012 prophecy, particle accelerators, black holes, meteorites, ect.?

That's probably just considered a phobia.

I had a phobia like when I was younger. Now all I really worry about is my allergies and asthma- but thats getting better by actively ighting my fear :D

LOL I have that, I study with the TV on, I do everything with the TV on, but I need to sleep with it on too.