Jerry Spring or Maury? Who is worse?

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rocketpig on 06 September 2008

Frodaddyg said:
They used to be about equal in terms of groan value.

Then, I happened to stumble onto an episode of Springer at 3:30 AM a couple months ago, and now there's a puppet show going on behind the guests, a guy in a monkey suit walking around, and all kinds of sirens and whistles that go off at certain times when guests like "Riot Dyke" (I wish I was making that up) say certain things. It's still retards fighting other retards over retarded things, but Springer's just so over the top now I was paralyzed with disbelief. Plus, at least he does do different things (sort of) than "Who's Your Daddy?: Our 500th Paternity Test Episode".

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jerry springer!!!

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Frodaddyg on 06 September 2008

rocketpig said:

Frodaddyg said:
They used to be about equal in terms of groan value.

Then, I happened to stumble onto an episode of Springer at 3:30 AM a couple months ago, and now there's a puppet show going on behind the guests, a guy in a monkey suit walking around, and all kinds of sirens and whistles that go off at certain times when guests like "Riot Dyke" (I wish I was making that up) say certain things. It's still retards fighting other retards over retarded things, but Springer's just so over the top now I was paralyzed with disbelief. Plus, at least he does do different things (sort of) than "Who's Your Daddy?: Our 500th Paternity Test Episode".

Any time you hire a guy in a monkey suit, you have an automatic win on your hands.

My wedding reception will be a guaranteed blast then.

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smj1860 on 10 September 2008

Maury is horrible, I cant stand it. Springer is bad but at least it is pretty damn funny at times.

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both shows are horrible

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The Ghost of RubangB on 10 September 2008

Richard Bey.

He took the 2 people with the shittiest lives ever, and made them fight over whose life was shittier, and then made them finish it with a wrestling contest, even though one weighed about 90 pounds and the other weighted about 400.

And he started doing this genius 4 years before Jerry Springer.

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