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i agreed with most of this but i mean cmon man
zoolander? that movie is hilarious, and you only gave it 4 minutes...., did you actually turn it off after the "horrible, gasoline fight accident"?
and kill bill?
the movie was shot in a tribute-style to old kung-fu movies and westerns. the acting and choreography were meant to be of the same level but just in a new way..... i thought people understood that.
yu can't call him a bad director, or even harass his films because it is really up to him how the entire movie is made!! from line delivery to set work to editing.... and he brought us pulp fiction,reservoir dogs, and death proof.....
you should understand that what he does, he does on purpose....



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House of the Dead, Troll 2, Manos the Hands of Fate. IMO the worst 3 movies ever made.

Oh and Chicago was AWFUL but somehow it won a Best Picture. I actually stopped watching in halfway through it was so bad.



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rocketpig said:


Everyone here needs to watch Night of the Lepus.

Seriously, that movie is epic. A "horror" movie about giant radioactive killer bunny rabbits and the director somehow tricked an older Vivian Leigh and a post Star Trek Deforrest Kelly into starring in it.

No, I'm not making that up. It's so friggin' awesome that I can't even properly describe it.

I think I watched that about 20 times on "USA Up All Night" as a kid/teenager. (I think this fact definitely dates me.) Just fantastic cinematic entertainment.

In regards to the OP, it's all opinions. When it comes to politics and entertainment, not everything is for everyone. You hated Zoolander, a lot of people I know rave about it. Far more seem to really like it than I've ever heard dislike it as strongly as you say. (And I've never felt compelled to watch it to this point, mainly because Owen Wilson makes me want to jab fondue forks in my eyes and ears.) Another example, I really enjoy Van Wilder, if only due to my non-sexual man-crush on The Reynolds. Love the guy's delivery, and he's got some great lines in that flick.

But, as someone else said, it isn't like Rotten Tomatoes singled these out. They're the worst rated overall by X amount of reviewers. If a vast majority of people from a group who rate these kinds of things for a living tend to agree that something's shitty or good, then perhaps it holds some weight. Don't take such personal offense to it, since I don't think you yourself had a personal stake in, say, Battlefield: Earth. (And if you did, my apologies to Xenu.)



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spdk1 said:
Manos: The hands of fate hands down!

or check this gem out:

 

HAHA. I loved Robovampire! At one point, a blond woman jumps out a window. The stunt double is an old asian man with gray hair!

 

@Rocketpig - Night of the Lepus was pretty awful. 

@ commando - I just assumed you hadn't really indulged in bad movies because your original list was just a list of typical crappy hollywood fare. There are hundreds of Hollywood films that suck, and just picking random ones really doesn't seem like doing your movie homework. And saying "I don't like Kill Bill at all" is entirely respectable. Saying "it's one of the worst movies ever made" is not.

 

Anybody seen The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra? It's a pretty funny send up of the old drive in sci fi B fare. 

 

 

Personally, I'm lucky in that I have one of the few copies of one of the truly worst films ever made. It's called Sharp Teeth and was made  a few years ago by a very small production company in Burlington Ontario. I auditioned to be a random victim, but my scream wasn't good enough. This strikes me as ironic in retrospect as all the screaming was actually recorded later and dubbed over the bad death scenes( and it was all done kind of quietly). The film made news when a scuba diver towing the fake monster (a radioactive Carp... yeah, it's about a killer carp) drowned in Hamilton Harbour during filming.

I think you can order it online. And for all my fellow bad film as sport types, you really should check in to it and her other works (I haven't seen Vampire Dentist yet, but I will)

 



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One of the worst movies of all time without a doubt is Alone in the Dark. Any movie by Uwe Boll is bad, but christ, this was awful.

Watch, as Tara Reid manages to bafflingly mispronounce 'newfoundland'

Cringe, as crappy cgi alien monster things run around

Laugh, at Stephen Dorff attempting to act seriously when he knows how bad the film is.

And be confused, at how Tara Reid manages to have sex with Christian Slater while still wearing her pants....



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zoolander was awesome, it should not be in that list like you think

ben stiller, owen wilson, milla jovovich and will farrell were great



Chicago was spectacular it deserved Best Picture. I hated Zoolander after 20 minutes then when I watched it again I loved it . I've probably watched it 4 times this year.

IMO all of Tyler Perry's films are crap and overated. The Love Guru is also pretty cancer inducing. The worst movie of all time has to be the unreleased 90's version of the Fantastic 4 its even worst than the last 2 movies if you believe that.



colonelstubbs said:
One of the worst movies of all time without a doubt is Alone in the Dark. Any movie by Uwe Boll is bad, but christ, this was awful.

Watch, as Tara Reid manages to bafflingly mispronounce 'newfoundland'

Cringe, as crappy cgi alien monster things run around

Laugh, at Stephen Dorff attempting to act seriously when he knows how bad the film is.

And be confused, at how Tara Reid manages to have sex with Christian Slater while still wearing her pants....

 

Bronx Executioner also has a sex scene with both characters still wearing their pants.  But in Bronx Executioner, it's an android raping a human, while a female android watches.  Then later she watches film of it and gets turned on.  Why these androids have sexual desire is never explained.

There's also dog-strangling, a character named "Black Man," and a guy who shoots machines because he doesn't know how to use them.

 



Battlefield Eath deserves it's position. If you don't agree then there's a 90% chance you never read the book. The script looks like it was written by randomly tearing out pages and pasting them back together to form a story. Then again, when you want to compromise the integrity of a 1,000 page book by cutting it into an hour and a half movie, you're bound to get a little backlash. In comparison, the average Bible is approx 1500 pages long. Can you fit that properly into an hour and a half movie? Surely not.



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rocketpig said:

Zoolander is funny. Not great, but it's pretty funny. Shit, it has David Bowie refereeing a "walk-off". Awesome.

As for Battlefield Earth, I'm pretty sure that movie gave me some form of brain cancer. Every piece of that movie was terrible.

Everyone here needs to watch Night of the Lepus.

Seriously, that movie is epic. A "horror" movie about giant radioactive killer bunny rabbits and the director somehow tricked an older Vivian Leigh and a post Star Trek Deforrest Kelly into starring in it.

No, I'm not making that up. It's so friggin' awesome that I can't even properly describe it.

Well it is based on like... a book with 1000 pages... that was apparently only on the best sellers list because of sceintologists buying multiple copies at once.