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colonelstubbs said:
One of the worst movies of all time without a doubt is Alone in the Dark. Any movie by Uwe Boll is bad, but christ, this was awful.

Watch, as Tara Reid manages to bafflingly mispronounce 'newfoundland'

Cringe, as crappy cgi alien monster things run around

Laugh, at Stephen Dorff attempting to act seriously when he knows how bad the film is.

And be confused, at how Tara Reid manages to have sex with Christian Slater while still wearing her pants....

 

Bronx Executioner also has a sex scene with both characters still wearing their pants.  But in Bronx Executioner, it's an android raping a human, while a female android watches.  Then later she watches film of it and gets turned on.  Why these androids have sexual desire is never explained.

There's also dog-strangling, a character named "Black Man," and a guy who shoots machines because he doesn't know how to use them.