colonelstubbs on 07 September 2008
One of the worst movies of all time without a doubt is Alone in the Dark. Any movie by Uwe Boll is bad, but christ, this was awful.
Watch, as Tara Reid manages to bafflingly mispronounce 'newfoundland'
Cringe, as crappy cgi alien monster things run around
Laugh, at Stephen Dorff attempting to act seriously when he knows how bad the film is.
And be confused, at how Tara Reid manages to have sex with Christian Slater while still wearing her pants....
I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD
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