A Pocket Taser: A wonderful gift.

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kergeten on 02 September 2008

You deserve a medal son! I did that too once, but it was only 20k volts and it was through a thick sheet, and damn it stung. but that was all. Mine had a beautifull arc every time I pressed it though.

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superchunk on 03 September 2008

El Duderino said:

^^ Yeah I wouldn´t want to do anything to bad to my pet ether... but with a mugger or a rapist the taser can´t be strong enough... I still remember peeing against an electric fence as a kid... that installed a long lasting respect for the power of electricity deep inside my loins...

HAHAHAAHAH OMG I'M DYING NOW!!!

When I was 14 I lived in a really rural area and me and a buddy were just out with our bb guns doing stupid shit 14 yr olds do with bb guns. We came accross an electric fence used to keep cows in and decided to have a competition to see who could keep our hands on it the longest, the backs of our hands btw; we knew our hands would probably grasp it harder if we grabbed it. After the fun that was that game he said he wanted to piss on it, I said go right ahead.

He jumped back about 5 feet yelling in pain, omg, I was laughing so hard, he pissed all over himself too! ahhahaha.

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Falcon095 on 03 September 2008

HAHAHAHAHHA this is freaking hilarious!!!

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blink182 on 05 September 2008

My god, lol, this thread has made my day.

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note: my games collection on my profile is only 20ish% complete, i've got a boatload of 360,saturn and dreamcast games to add and a few ps3 games, thanks :)