Xbox 3

I think it will have a motion controller called the xmote, a user meeting place for avatars called house, Fornza will come with the cutting edge Xwheel and cars will be able to knock each other off the road with red shells, it will feature connectivity with the XBP which will have two screens, a touch interface and, to best Nintendo and Sony both, will weigh almost as much as an Xbox 1 controller (around 10 pounds) and have a 60% failure rate. Occasionally both the XBP and the nextbox will explode during use for extra gaming excitement.

It will also be so hot you will no longer need a George Forman grill, instead you will buy a clamshell accessory that attaches to the top of your xbox that allows you to use it as a pressure cooker.

All in all I'm looking forward to not buying it, it should be great.

I will say this 360 was my first MS box and I will be getting the next one now.