(edit : sorry about the double post, i meant this to be for the microsoft forum not off topic )

My chronology of world history might be off the mark, but I believe Too Human’s conception predates the Boston Tea Party. More of an ancient relic than a new release, this game entered development 14 years ago and was originally slated to be a PlayStation One title. Sliding from one console generation to the next, time turned this lost game into a pixilated Sasquatch – some people claimed to have seen it, gushing that it innovates in ways that gamers have never seen, while others heard it was going to be the largest game ever made, requiring no fewer than four discs to contain its weighty content. After all these years and stories, this mythical game is finally upon us. Like most exposed legends, the truth behind it is a monumental letdown.

Unless you find yourself waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat craving a Diablo-like loot fest, you’ll likely never want to hear anything about Too Human again. It’s not a terrible game, but even huge fans of looting will think twice about calling it average. If your fondest gaming memories consist of reworking skill trees, and enhancing weapons and armor with effects, you’ll be pleased to hear that the best parts of this game are all found within the menus. You can customize everything. There are tons of weapons and armor to find and purchase, and a dizzying amount of effects you can apply to them. You can even apply a rune that changes the color of your gear so it all matches.

When you peel away the extensive customization and…well…menus, Too Human runs into a world of trouble. The main offender is the combat. I like the idea behind the analog-based system, and I did occasionally catch glimpses of why it could be brilliant. But I mostly found it an uncooperative mess that doesn’t give the precision needed for specific combat situations. By tapping the right analog in different directions, you can bounce between enemy troops all day long. But what happens when you throw an enemy that explodes on contact into the mix? The logical choice is to abandon melee and use long-range firearms. This would work if you could actually target the desired enemy. All you can do is point in the general direction and hope the targeting system highlights your enemy. If it doesn’t pick up your target, enjoy dying and watching the lengthy regeneration sequence. Standard battles are bothersome for all the wrong reasons, and the boss fights are so poorly designed or overcharged with hit points that they seem like parodies of real boss battles.

Too Human is an unbalanced mess. Of the five selectable classes, only the Bio Engineer can heal himself. The other classes must rely on the dumb luck of a downed enemy dropping a use-on-contact health boost. Player death for the other four classes is routine. While playing through the single-player campaign, the game seems to be designed exclusively with cooperative play in mind – with one person playing the healer and the other a tank. Co-op is definitely the way to play this game. However, you will be doing so at the expense of the story. None of the cutscenes from the single-player game are integrated into the co-op mix.

This may sound like a bad thing, but it’s actually a blessing in disguise. This tale, which throws Norse mythology and science fiction into a malfunctioning blender, is a sizeable train wreck that doesn’t stop. It just keeps getting worse as it goes, unintentionally turning hallowed characters Thor and Loki into stooges that you can’t help but point at and openly mock. On one hand, you want the game to provide more narrative to tie things together. On the other hand, you want less, because it’s hard to endure as is.

In the end, Too Human is all about players sculpting their ideal killing machines. If you enjoy leveling and looting, it’s well worth a look. If you only have a moderate interest, Too Human’s aggravating gameplay and irreparable plot won’t deliver many thrills. Maybe another nine years of development time would have helped.

  http://gameinformer.com/Games/Review/200809/R08.0819.1332.45613.htm

I'm two hours in, and I strongly disagree. Its not AAA, but its certainly a very good game...thus far.

Of course I hear rumours of the story crashing and burning later on, so we'll see.

I'll be posting detailed impressions tomorrow or the day after.

I would not even rent a game that scores below 80% review averages. Too Human is just not for everyone and I guess the review scores reflect this from reviewers not liking the game.

This game is a whole lot of fun but the story did suck pretty hard. I didn't even realize I beat the game until the credits started rolling. Basic enemies were harder than the last boss.

I've been on the fence about this game since it launched. I've been leaning towards a purchase, but now I'm convinced that I'll wait until it hits $30. Too many heavy hitters are about to drop in the near future for me to invest time and money into a potential stinker. Thanks for the review hatmoza 2.0 (much better than version 1.0, I'll admit!). Despite your relative "newness", your opinion seems thought out and unbiased. I respect user reviews far more than the "pros", lately. I'll heed the warning this time.

im flatered, but i cant take credit for something i did'nt write, the link is there.

i agree 100%. but you get banned on this site for saying mean things about too human

I have 8 Hours of play and like it , its true the game is missing some thins , like the camera and a better story line at the end i cant stop playing , i hope the make a 2nd one and fix those little issues.

 As broken as the game review system is, I completely agree with this statement.  I have yet to be surprised by a game below 80% and I can tolerate a lot.

I agree with everything except the story.  The story was a great mix of norse mythology and science fiction and was the only reason that I kept me playing and got some enjoyment out of the game.