Hmmm, go in a bar and... touch ''stuff?''

God, I'm a sick bastard. >_>

I would have sex with a married woman in the middle of Mecca whilst drinking a beer, smoking a blunt and eating a ham sandwich.

Acquire several billion pounds from various banks and proceed to pay developers to work on open-source (free software) projects with the eventual aim of destroying Microsoft and Intel's desktop monopoly.

You might think blowing up Microsoft HQ would be faster, but this is a more realistic and permanent solution that would lead to market takeover by being the best product, not by default.

I would steal a train. I have no idea why. When my teacher asked me what i wanted to do when i was older (i was 6 at the time) i said 'train robber'

It must be something genetic

Moose stuff.