Yes, I have said it! There it is! Is Mario a pimp? 

I know many NINTY fanboys and girls will not be happy about this, but it is a question one may ask. If you look at who mario is and what he does, it actually becomes apparent what he may really be.

Like those dirty old school porno movies, where the fat hairy plumber with a mustache walks in to fix the plumbing and ends up nailing the woman in the house, Mario has a similar fetish and fits the description perfectly. He may even be a Ron Jeremy in disguise, we don't know.

The man eats Mushrooms and becomes extra strong- Magic mushrooms anyone?!

He eats a flower and becomes even more powerful - poppies!

He chases after a busty blond 24/7 :s

His best friend is a mushroom - yes magic mushrooms

His brother looks like Freddy Mercury

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post your thoughts people!

And what does Peach give Mario as a reward? Cake (slang for a kilo of cocaine)! Hmmmm.

And what was Mario's power-up in Super Mario Land? SUPER BALLS!! Just like Ron Jeremy!

A pimp finds and manages clients for prostitutes and engages them in prostitution (in brothels in most cases and some cases street prostitution) in order to profit from their earnings.

This is in no way what Mario does. You're claim has been refuted to the highest degree.

My friend, you can see past the smoke and mirrors! i applaud you!

P.s. apologies for not being able to post pictures properly. Me new to posting pics :s

The cake is a lie!

1) You lack humor!

2) Mario wouldn't have to do it for the world to see, he could do it behind closed doors. we wouldn't know! So take your refute and refute on it!

The cake is no lie, the cake is made of Columbian finest!

No...Wario is the pimp!

So Mario is the Porn star!