Yes, I have said it! There it is! Is Mario a pimp?
I know many NINTY fanboys and girls will not be happy about this, but it is a question one may ask. If you look at who mario is and what he does, it actually becomes apparent what he may really be.
Like those dirty old school porno movies, where the fat hairy plumber with a mustache walks in to fix the plumbing and ends up nailing the woman in the house, Mario has a similar fetish and fits the description perfectly. He may even be a Ron Jeremy in disguise, we don't know.
The man eats Mushrooms and becomes extra strong- Magic mushrooms anyone?!
He eats a flower and becomes even more powerful - poppies!
He chases after a busty blond 24/7 :s
His best friend is a mushroom - yes magic mushrooms
His brother looks like Freddy Mercury
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post your thoughts people!
