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Master Chief. Kratos is bad ass but he can't compete with MC. Samus is just a cheap rip off of master chief. chuck norris is a myth.



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Liar said:
Master Chief. Kratos is bad ass but he can't compete with MC. Samus is just a cheap rip off of master chief. chuck norris is a myth.

Chuck Norris heard that.  And he knows where you used to live.



luinil said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
luinil said:
It isn't a fair fight. 3 on 1?

I agree. 3 on 1 isn't a fair fight for Chuck Norris.


He outnumbers them.

 

Unless Chuck Norris is fighting against 6 people or more, it isn't a fair fight. He has 3 fists, and 2 feet. That negates 5 opponents at the beginning. Unless the everyone attacks him and beat him with the first attack, he will win. One roundhouse kick and one opponent down.

 

you missed a fist, its under his beard

 

 



 

mesoteto said:
luinil said:
Words Of Wisdom said:
luinil said:
It isn't a fair fight. 3 on 1?

I agree. 3 on 1 isn't a fair fight for Chuck Norris.


He outnumbers them.

 

Unless Chuck Norris is fighting against 6 people or more, it isn't a fair fight. He has 3 fists, and 2 feet. That negates 5 opponents at the beginning. Unless the everyone attacks him and beat him with the first attack, he will win. One roundhouse kick and one opponent down.

 

you missed a fist, its under his beard

 

 

Unless he has three arms too, I covered that one. And please, that clown is scary. Change your avatar...



my bad didnt see



 

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Samus has boobs. I'm a twenty-something heterosexual male. Therefore, Samus.



^^^^If Chuck set his mind to it, he could win the Miss Teen U.S.A. pageant.



Chuck norris wins all



A simple equation, it goes like this:

Samus×Kratos+MC×(√π×∞)≠Chuck

If Chuck sees this thread he's gonna be mad and prolly roundhouse the doubters to teach them AND their ancestors AND their descendents a lesson.



Alasted said:
Samus has boobs. I'm a twenty-something heterosexual male. Therefore, Samus.

Oh, wait--I misread the question; it's a three-on-one fight.

Well, now that Samus' boobs are tempered by Master Chief and Kratos' combined virile manliness, I've gotta give this one to Walker.