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Forums - General Discussion - Who would win on a fight Chuck Norris or Samus.Master Chief and Kratos?

DMeisterJ said:
Kratos.

Chuck Norris hasn't come back from hell.

Yes he has, Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil in excahnge for his rugged good looks and his roundhouse kick ability. In a twist Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back, but the devil appreciates irony and they now play poker every Tuesday.



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samus will get pregnant by just being in the same city as chuck norris along with every other woman.



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ctk495 said:

Chuck Norris

 

I'll see your Chuck Norris and raise you:



Chuck Norris hands down. No one can stop the beard.



Hi, this is Vince with Shamwow.

Soriku put that away!  People will find out about those! 

*pulls out MIB flashy-thing*  Please everyone look into the red light.



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Wait I wanna know where do you get those cards?



sc94597 said:
Nice Joke thread. :) Btw the correct answer is Samus.

Lol joke thread we are deciding the fate of the universe :p "Kicks sc with the roundhouse kick"

 



Chuck Norris is no match I say.



Words Of Wisdom said:

Soriku put that away!  People will find out about those! 

*pulls out MIB flashy-thing*  Please everyone look into the red light.

Who are you?
Where am I?
What's my name...

 



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