Chuck Norris doesn't go to hell when he dies.

If he does die that is.

Samus Aran used to be a man, before he fell victim to one of Chuck Norris' low roundhouse kicks. Now, "Sam" goes from planet to planet, afraid to return to Earth after the humiliating defeat.


Master Chief came to Earth at the end of Halo 2. He mistakenly bumped into Chuck Norris, causing Chuck to spill Red Bull (wich is in reality Chuck Norris urine) on himself. Chuck roundhouse kicked Master Chief BACK into orbit. The Chief didn't come down until Halo 3.

Kratos attempted to grow a moustache that rivaled Chuck Norris. When Chuck heard about it, he traveled to Sparta to find Kratos. When Kratos heard Chuck was looking for him, he flung himself off of Mt. Olympus. Kratos also shaved the moustache.
If anyone so much as DREAMS about battling Chuck Norris, they'd better wake up and apologise.

Bruce Lee!

CHUCK NORRIS PWNS ALL!!!!!

It isn't a fair fight. 3 on 1? Chuck Norris needs better odds to win. He would get bored after the first attack by all three characters and forfeit due to sheer boredom. He would then roundhouse kick the results and invert them to look like he actually won all the matches by default. Chuck vs .... = win.

I agree.  3 on 1 isn't a fair fight for Chuck Norris.

He outnumbers them.

The Way/Fury/Return of the Dragon SPOILERS :

Anyway,

Kirby = Samus > Captain Falcon > Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > Master Chief + Kratos

^^^ You DO know Bruce Lee died from a rare case of Roundhouse Kick poisoning, right?

its not a fair fight, the only person that can beat chuck is god and thats only b/c they are one and the same

Unless Chuck Norris is fighting against 6 people or more, it isn't a fair fight. He has 3 fists, and 2 feet. That negates 5 opponents at the beginning. Unless the everyone attacks him and beat him with the first attack, he will win. One roundhouse kick and one opponent down.