Samus Aran used to be a man, before he fell victim to one of Chuck Norris' low roundhouse kicks. Now, "Sam" goes from planet to planet, afraid to return to Earth after the humiliating defeat.
Master Chief came to Earth at the end of Halo 2. He mistakenly bumped into Chuck Norris, causing Chuck to spill Red Bull (wich is in reality Chuck Norris urine) on himself. Chuck roundhouse kicked Master Chief BACK into orbit. The Chief didn't come down until Halo 3.
Kratos attempted to grow a moustache that rivaled Chuck Norris. When Chuck heard about it, he traveled to Sparta to find Kratos. When Kratos heard Chuck was looking for him, he flung himself off of Mt. Olympus. Kratos also shaved the moustache.
If anyone so much as DREAMS about battling Chuck Norris, they'd better wake up and apologise.
