...generation can't?

Absolutely nothing.

The PS4 will feature a brand new 16CORE CELL PROCESSOR, with 1000SPE's, and 100tb's of bandwidth and 16gb of memory spunk GPU bandwidth, while the Xbox 720 will feature a brand new XENON OCTOCORE PROCESSOR, WITH 100000kb of CACHE and 100GB OF MEMORY, and NOT ONLY THAT, Both consoles will support 9 GRAPHIX CARDS WITH 10000gb of MEMORY EACH, BUT OH WAIT, THE PS4's GPU BANDSHIT ISN'T AS BIG AS THE 720'S, SO THE PSN00BS ARE SCREWED BECAUSE THE 720 WILL RENDER IT EVER SO SLIGHTLY BETTER, BUT.

NOT YET SNAKE! IT'S NOT OVER YET!

THE PS4'S BRAND NEW 16CORE PROCESSOR (CODENAMED: SPUNK720.) WILL UTILISE THE 1000SHITPE'S AT IT'S DISPOSAL AND HENCE, PRODUCE BETTER TEXTURES, LIGHTING AND DETAIL. THE XBOTS WILL CRITICISE PS4'S LATE ARRIVAL TO THE SCENE AND HOW IT'S SUPPORT FOR THE NEW OPTICAL DISC FORMAT CALLED XDHDBDDVD, WHICH HAS ONE BAJILLION LAYERS OF WHICH EACH CARRY 100GB OF INFORMATION, YET IS STILL SMALL ENOUGH FOR YOU TO FIT YOUR PEEPEE INTO THE LITTLE HOLE.

MEANWHILE THE PSN00BS WILL GO 'OMfg MEgALUzl!!!!1111 UR 7TWENTY CONSOLES ARE SUCKING BALLS BECUZ THEY HAZ THE PROD (Purple ring of death.) AND WE HAZ MGS7: GUNS OF THE OLD CUNTS, AND YOU HAS SUCKY GAMEZ LYK GAYLO8 AND COCKS OF WAR AND....YEAH....U GT OWNED!

Meanwhile Nintendo's Poo is milking a new gimmick, the full body motion suit. The full body motion suit latches onto your skin and measures your vitals, such as blood pressure, heart rate, tempature, and sexual arousal, which opens up new doors for the casual gaming industry. Ubisoft will release casual games such as 'CONTROL YOUR BONER', which supports upto 64 players while playing online. The rules of the game are to control your erection, while watching p0rno/ Princess Peach getting raped. First to rise to the occasion and hump the TV, loses. You'll also get a little shock in your asshole if you can't get it down fast enough for the next round.

So, as you can see, the next generation of hardware is doomed to just be a more powerful upgrade of this generation. Aside from the Nintendo Poo, in which case the core audience has changed from 4 year olds to 40 year olds with erectile dysfunction/

that thread title wasn't funny at all.

Obvious troll is obvious.

lol......i dont know about everyone else, but i thought this was funny...lol

balh I wouldn't buy it becuase it would cost at lest 10000 dollars

Nintendo Poo eh?

Fail

what does a hippy snake looks like? o_O

...I cant understand you.. >_>

This might have been funny if the post after the title had been of slightly more quality than arse-gravy

I stopped reading after "16 core Cell bla bla bla".
Fail.