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Onyxmeth on 17 August 2008
Mistershine said:
Onyxmeth said:
Mistershine said:
Onyxmeth said:

We're talking about masturbating, correct? Left handed.

 

 Do you not need both hands to cover the length of the shaft?

 

No. That's for women to do when they blow you. Two hands in a spiral like motion going up and down. You don't jerk off the same way you get head silly.

 

 

 Indeed there is truth in your answer, but beating off with 1 hand is like driving a Ferrari and only using the first 3 gears: Your missing out on a lot of potential power, especially at the top end.

Oh ok. So then use more than three hands to jerk off with so it's like dirivng a Ferrari huh? I'll have to try that out. Now where will I get a fourth hand from?

 



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Tbone on 17 August 2008

Right handed.



 

SnesTea on 17 August 2008
Onyxmeth said:
Mistershine said:
Onyxmeth said:
Mistershine said:
Onyxmeth said:

We're talking about masturbating, correct? Left handed.

 

 Do you not need both hands to cover the length of the shaft?

 

No. That's for women to do when they blow you. Two hands in a spiral like motion going up and down. You don't jerk off the same way you get head silly.

 

 

 Indeed there is truth in your answer, but beating off with 1 hand is like driving a Ferrari and only using the first 3 gears: Your missing out on a lot of potential power, especially at the top end.

Oh ok. So then use more than three hands to jerk off with so it's like dirivng a Ferrari huh? I'll have to try that out. Now where will I get a fourth hand from?

 

lmfao

 



NintendoMan on 17 August 2008

Depends on the job in hand.



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konnichiwa on 17 August 2008

Middle handed I am unique.






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BringBackChrono on 17 August 2008

Born Left Handed but my folks force oriented me into right handedness(in India, you wash your backside with left hand).



"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murders will foam up about their waist and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

 ....and I'll look down and whisper  "no."  

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Onyxmeth on 17 August 2008
BringBackChrono said:
(in India, you wash your backside with left hand).

Oh that's so weird. Over here we use toilet paper.

 



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BringBackChrono on 17 August 2008
Onyxmeth said:
BringBackChrono said:
(in India, you wash your backside with left hand).

Oh that's so weird. Over here we use toilet paper.

 

Yeah even i have adopted that but when i was a child, thats how i did it

guess Indians are just a bit more thorough

 



"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murders will foam up about their waist and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

 ....and I'll look down and whisper  "no."  

                                                                   - Rorschach

Onyxmeth on 17 August 2008
BringBackChrono said:
Onyxmeth said:
BringBackChrono said:
(in India, you wash your backside with left hand).

Oh that's so weird. Over here we use toilet paper.

 

Yeah even i have adopted that but when i was a child, thats how i did it

guess Indians are just a bit more thorough

 

Oh damn. That was supposed to be a joke on my end. I didn't know they really use the left hand without toilet paper. Damn, might as well put two slices of bread around that hand and see if anyone will bite.

 



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toastboy44562 on 17 August 2008

right with writing and both when masterbating.