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ZenfoldorVGI on 30 July 2008

Kotaku did the story on the charts this week. Wii and DS casual games(besides kart) took the top 10 spots.

Now, the hilarity. Observe the comments, then come back.

http://kotaku.com/5030793/british-sales-charts

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You read em, lol?

Highlights:

CyrOz at 06:28 AM

must be a joke

craigyhaitch_94 at 06:42 AM

I hate Nintendo.

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@craigyhaitch_94: I hate them for changing the whole world of gaming, making it mostly casual sports crap or stupid, lame family games that print money.

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I don't need your console war.

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psrock on 30 July 2008

what's so surprising about this? fanboys have been saying this for a while now.

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Incandescence on 30 July 2008

"Cooking Guide: Can't Decide What To Eat? is still the best game title ever, although I suppose it might dangerously push some of the more apoplexic 'hardcore' fans toward 'Life Guide: Can't Decide Whether To Breathe?'."

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konnichiwa on 30 July 2008

Euhm....you see those kind of comments a lot :s..

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colonelstubbs on 30 July 2008

'i only know one person whos owns a wii....'

well that guy either lives in a gypsy park, or hes a liar

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SamuelRSmith on 30 July 2008

I feel more resent towards my fellow Britons then towards Nintendo.

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konnichiwa on 30 July 2008

I do not want to know what Touchmaster (#17) for the DS is about. :S

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Auron on 30 July 2008

colonelstubbs said:
'i only know one person whos owns a wii....'

well that guy either lives in a gypsy park, or hes a liar

Or he literally only knows 1 person.....

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konnichiwa said:
I do not want to know what Touchmaster (#17) for the DS is about. :S

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Why, it's simply a game that teaches you how to stimulate a woman.

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colonelstubbs on 30 July 2008

SamuelRSmith said:

konnichiwa said:
I do not want to know what Touchmaster (#17) for the DS is about. :S

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Why, it's simply a game that teaches you how to stimulate a woman.

I guess you've played it then. Getting tips?

I hope my 360 doesn't RRoD

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