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Forums - General - British Sales Charts hilarity

Kotaku did the story on the charts this week. Wii and DS casual games(besides kart) took the top 10 spots.

 

Now, the hilarity. Observe the comments, then come back.

http://kotaku.com/5030793/british-sales-charts

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You read em, lol?

Highlights:

CyrOz at 06:28 AM

must be a joke

 

craigyhaitch_94 at 06:42 AM

I hate Nintendo.

 



I don't need your console war.
It feeds the rich while it buries the poor.
You're power hungry, spinnin' stories, and bein' graphics whores.
I don't need your console war.

NO NO, NO NO NO.

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what's so surprising about this? fanboys have been saying this for a while now.



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11/20/09 04:25 makingmusic476 Warning Other (Your avatar is borderline NSFW. Please keep it for as long as possible.)

"Cooking Guide: Can't Decide What To Eat? is still the best game title ever, although I suppose it might dangerously push some of the more apoplexic 'hardcore' fans toward 'Life Guide: Can't Decide Whether To Breathe?'."

^ My personal favorite. :)



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Euhm....you see those kind of comments a lot :s..






'i only know one person whos owns a wii....'

well that guy either lives in a gypsy park, or hes a liar



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I feel more resent towards my fellow Britons then towards Nintendo.



I do not want to know what Touchmaster (#17) for the DS is about. :S


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colonelstubbs said:
'i only know one person whos owns a wii....'

well that guy either lives in a gypsy park, or hes a liar

 

Or he literally only knows 1 person.....



konnichiwa said:
I do not want to know what Touchmaster (#17) for the DS is about. :S


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 Why, it's simply a game that teaches you how to stimulate a woman.



SamuelRSmith said:
konnichiwa said:
I do not want to know what Touchmaster (#17) for the DS is about. :S


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 Why, it's simply a game that teaches you how to stimulate a woman.

I guess you've played it then. Getting tips?

 



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