As I said in the title, this is all in good fun. If you are easily offended, this thread may not be for you since I can only imagine some of the things people will come up with. I'll start.
Timothy McVeigh presents Bomberman (with the debut of vehicle support for the series)
Wii Fit: Christopher Reeve Special Edition (stick the Wii-mote in your mouth)
Sim Priest DS (touch screen, get it)
Keep this in mind when reading what I type...
I've been gaming longer than many of you have been alive.