LOL at the smash bros one

The Top 7 Most Atrocious PC And Console Mods Ever Made

Never satisfied with what hardware manufacturers have to offer, gamers tend to take the design aesthetic portion of things into their own, slimy, talentless hands. That’s nice and all, but the results are usually pricey, bulky, and most importantly, absolutely atrocious. But mere words cannot describe such artistic debauchery, so let’s get on with the show.

Two Screens One Touch DS Lite

When life gives you memetic coprophagia pornography, don’t make dual screened, shit stained lemonade out of it. Just shake your head in disbelief like the rest of us did and try to wash away the painful memories.

Trauma Center Wii Mod Inside Actual Human Chest

We’re all for supporting criminally ignored gems like Trauma Center, but surgically installing your love for it into your physical frame and leaving the responsibility of your beeping lifeline up to Wiimote waggles seems a tad obsessive. Shout out to all the freelance “Darwin Award” recipients out there, though.

Orange County Choppers Big Bikin’ PC Mod

If you’ve indirectly huffed enough engine fuel to execute this idea yourself, you’re probably not smart enough to take on this whole internet thing. Stick to taming the wild hairs trying desperately to escape your handle bar moustache, Chet.

Xbox 360 Ring Pop of Death

Another classic case of non-gaming wifey console acceptance gone awry. Slip a divorce notice in her next issue of US Weekly and get on with your job as a mid-mall teddy bear lapel vendor already. The world needs you!

Hentai Tentacle Demon Monster PSP

After Hot Topic fires you for pocketing fishnet kneepads, just shrug it off. There are far better acts of rebellion than building this deranged ode to hellish interstellar latex fetishism. Take up jogging, Serpentor.

Sony 5 PS3 Mod

Surpassing Acclaim’s “name your baby Turok for a year” marketing stunt, this act of desperation from former 80’s star Johnny 5 really saddens us. He had so much potential! Fucking idiot, the least he could’ve done was retrofitted himself with something more iconic and indicative of his era. Hopefully his speed-reading capabilities are still intact. That should give him something to do during all those PS3 exclusive mandatory installs.

Grandparent’s Rest In Peace Tribute Wii Urn

Buying the elderly a Wii seemed like a great idea last year when Wii Bowling was the hottest craze at the old folks home. At least until all that physical exertion took its toll and left you with nothing but a haunted console populated by the ghosts of Mii past. So please, console modders, stop the soldering and gluing. You might wake the dead with all that racket. Or in our case, disturb the fucking shit out of the living.

Smash bros the movie is good. Some good choices for stars. GTA: Montreal would be interesting.

 the movie one

WORLD LAW: If You’re Gonna Take A Bullet For PS3, Kaz, At Least Make A Game About It

Professional stupid motherf*cker/Sony PR talking head/Ridge Racer Kaz Hirai is triumphantly ecstatic with his consoles’ abysmal collection of non-exclusive games. So much so that he’d take a bullet before jumping at the chance to steal a game from a competitor’s system. Brilliant. His words are perfectly in tune with Sony bunk buddy Jack Tretton’s when he defiantly proclaimed that Sony doesn’t pay for console specific exclusive games. Or the balls-out-cockswangling that it takes to state that Sony can sell 5 million systems to their loyal sheep without even having any games. Did I hotlink your stupid browser to death yet? Great! Let’s pretend you didn’t click on any of that sh*t in order to eschew legitimate research in favor of blatant visual evidence:

Great way to go out, Kaz, but suicide can be less selfish than that. Why not turn your stubborn death into something we can all enjoy? Make it a game, you greedy lunatic! How so, they ask? Exactly how you’d envision it…

Exclusive, bitches! Ricocheting violently off your fleshy Playstation 3’s lonely tits this fall, or as soon as Kaz goes through with it all. Call your favorite failure of a gaming journalist and ask him to put the pressure on, because otherwise it doesn’t look like PS3 will have much to call its own this year. The sooner the better, right?

^^ lololol!

The last entry makes me think about rock on´s comment that he would take a bullet for his PS3 or Sony

Wow. Really funny stuff, vaio. GTA IV for kids ROFL :D

lol, this thread is full of epic win!

Lol jackie chan as pikachu