WORLD LAW: If You’re Gonna Take A Bullet For PS3, Kaz, At Least Make A Game About It
Professional stupid motherf*cker/Sony PR talking head/Ridge Racer Kaz Hirai is triumphantly ecstatic with his consoles’ abysmal collection of non-exclusive games. So much so that he’d take a bullet before jumping at the chance to steal a game from a competitor’s system. Brilliant. His words are perfectly in tune with Sony bunk buddy Jack Tretton’s when he defiantly proclaimed that Sony doesn’t pay for console specific exclusive games. Or the balls-out-cockswangling that it takes to state that Sony can sell 5 million systems to their loyal sheep without even having any games. Did I hotlink your stupid browser to death yet? Great! Let’s pretend you didn’t click on any of that sh*t in order to eschew legitimate research in favor of blatant visual evidence:
Great way to go out, Kaz, but suicide can be less selfish than that. Why not turn your stubborn death into something we can all enjoy? Make it a game, you greedy lunatic! How so, they ask? Exactly how you’d envision it…
Exclusive, bitches! Ricocheting violently off your fleshy Playstation 3’s lonely tits this fall, or as soon as Kaz goes through with it all. Call your favorite failure of a gaming journalist and ask him to put the pressure on, because otherwise it doesn’t look like PS3 will have much to call its own this year. The sooner the better, right?
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