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The Ghost of RubangB said:
Onyxmeth said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
I'm not mad at Ubizoft for making this bullzhit. I'm only mad at Ubizoft for what they zay when people azk them about it.

You mean like forum moderators that hold as much PR power as the Ubisoft janitors confusing the entire internet of Wii owners that somehow them answering a question on their own boards and giving his opinion can somehow be misconstued as a press release?

 

Yes.

 

The guy was telling the truth though.  Look at their HD games and then look at their 20 games for the Wii.  Imagine: Lulz.

 

I don't deny it is true, but making an unpaid forum moderator's opinion into official Ubisoft PR talk was reaching and made every boycotter on this site look like an idiot. While I don't think Ubisoft makes the best decisions regarding the Wii, I think there are far worse offenders that deserve the negative attention whom we all ignore, namely UFO and Conspiracy.

 



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if this is the port of the PC version, my mother loved that game....



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Onyxmeth said:

Rayman Raving Rabbids and Red Steel are two shovelware titles that sold over 500,000. Now you can answer my request. Define shovelware. Low metacritic scores? Genres you have no interest in? Games you hear about from others as being shovelware? Or do you actually play each of these Ubisoft games before declaring them such, because i'd love to know how you got your hands on a copy of Hell's Kitchen.

 

 

 

PC version is on the official website.



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ssj12 said:
Onyxmeth said:

Rayman Raving Rabbids and Red Steel are two shovelware titles that sold over 500,000. Now you can answer my request. Define shovelware. Low metacritic scores? Genres you have no interest in? Games you hear about from others as being shovelware? Or do you actually play each of these Ubisoft games before declaring them such, because i'd love to know how you got your hands on a copy of Hell's Kitchen.

 

 

 

PC version is on the official website.

What are you doing doofus? You're ruining my argument. Now whoever I was saying that too can just say they went and played it at the official site and saw for himself that it ran at 9 FPS, glitched and spasmed like my Uncle Harold Ramis and had the hands of the devil himself inside to grab you while you wept like a child from the horrors of playing it.

 



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Onyxmeth said:
ssj12 said:
Onyxmeth said:

Rayman Raving Rabbids and Red Steel are two shovelware titles that sold over 500,000. Now you can answer my request. Define shovelware. Low metacritic scores? Genres you have no interest in? Games you hear about from others as being shovelware? Or do you actually play each of these Ubisoft games before declaring them such, because i'd love to know how you got your hands on a copy of Hell's Kitchen.

 

 

 

PC version is on the official website.

What are you doing doofus? You're ruining my argument. Now whoever I was saying that too can just say they went and played it at the official site and saw for himself that it ran at 9 FPS, glitched and spasmed like my Uncle Harold Ramis and had the hands of the devil himself inside to grab you while you wept like a child from the horrors of playing it.

 

 

well my mother loved the game...... so.....its not for gamers but fans of the show



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This will almost certainly sell well - so its a good ploy from Ubisoft.

I don't think anyone has the right to call this shovelware - considering its *just* been announced, and the screens actually look pretty good (for a game like this).

Casual - yes. Shovelware - no (not yet anyway).

((!Hardcore) != Shovelware)



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ssj12 said:

 

well my mother loved the game...... so.....its not for gamers but fans of the show

You'd better watch your mother as she plays that mutation of gaming gone bad. Those Satan hands can pluck up even the gentlest and kindest of folk and suck them into the 9th Abyss, where people have their eyelids stapled open and are forced to watch Mr. Nanny consecutively until....i'll tell you the rest tomorrow. For now, sweet dreams.

 



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Sherlock99 said:
Onyxmeth said:
Sherlock99 said:

^^can you please name one ubisoft wii shovelware title that sold 500,000 copies?

Define shovelware young Holmes. What score would it need on Metacritic to be considered shovelware? I'm sure you would consider this Ubisoft monstrosity shovelware:

but it scored better than this:

and this:

and this:

and yes this too:

plus it's only 2% lower than this:

and this:

 

 

 

the games you listed there not even shovelware titles, and no one answered my question. 
please name one ubisoft wii shovelware title that sold 500,000 copies?

 

 

 I think people have a problem with ubisoft because even though Nintendo also produce low scoring games, they also produce very high scoring games that a lot of people enjoy. Ubisoft on the other hand havent produced anything notable for the Wii since Red Steel and RRR which again aren't to the quality that many expected.

Ubisoft knows that there is a market to be tapped in the Wii market that seems to be emerging but they aren't producing a balance of games for that audience and the audience you'd find on a gaming forum. I see that as the real problem here and that's why Ubisoft's low scoring games are being called out as shovelware.



 

what da hell??

hell's kitchen...lolz...



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Sky Render, get this straight. It's not these games that are setting people off about Ubisoft. It's that Ubisoft is seemingly giving the Wii almost nothing but these games. That may not be the case later on, but I'm personally giving them until E3 to prove they aren't pretending core Wii owners don't exist.



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