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Fatal Frame what a retarded name for a game. For god sake you kill ghosts with a camera. HOW IN THE HELL CAN SOMEONE KILL A GHOST. And that creepy atmosphere just make the damn game worse. The story also sucks I would rather see another of the great Harry Potter movies.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."

Chrono Trigger focus on time traveling, how original. What about character development and new yet simple battle mechanics, does it help the game? Of course not, it still sucks. Their new game+ feature, 15 endings and easter eggs does not help either, this game is really boring.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."

Final Fantasy II, III, IV, VII, XII etc... Doesn't it kinda contradict itself. FINAL, number 12??



One person's experience or opinion never shows the general consensus

PSN ID: Tispower

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Mario/Zelda/Sonic/etc. : Characters never age...

 

Was that anywhere near enough for a trash talk?  



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Metroid Prime:

This game was a great 3D translation of the Metroid series! Everything was perfect about it - the way Samus jumped; the feel of the controls; the enemies; the dark tone of the game.

Everything was great except the boring, monotonous lines of text that the player was subjected to read. It hurt my hair to read all of that useless garbage. You didn't have to read it all, but you couldn't 100% fully complete the game w/o doing so.

This process of scanning every friggin' object in sight quickly became more of a chore than some sort of rewarding experience - which is what is was supposed to be. Personally, I'd rather listen to Rosie O'Donnel pass wind than be subjected to scanning and reading all that crap again!



"Why can't you just accept yourself for what you are - essentially a geek!" --Don Imus

God of War is like a science expirement, where the designers thought to themselves: how do we make the perfect fantasy world for 18 year old boys that are antisocial? I know! Make a brooding, violent protaganist whose ability to kill is godlike.

Pokemon strikes me the same way. It's like someone sat around and thought of the way to get the most money out of children in as formulaic a way as possible.  



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there is nothing right about mario, a plummer on mushrooms fighting dragons ??? and he´s italian for gods sake, yet he winns every time, plus he cheats on peach with daisy and no one cares, then he eats more mushrooms or smookes some "flowers" yet one of his friends is a mushroom, at the end of the game you should see him wake up in the real world recovering from a bad trip,

the Legend of Zelda, who died and made her princess, Link is the Hero, call it the Legend of Link, and why is he fighting monsters in his pyjamas ???

world of warcraft ??? more like world of nerdcraft, who want´s to play in a fantasy world not based on Lord of the Rings...or based on Lord of the Rings, should I take a  +3 sword or a +2 axe with fire damage, I don´t know, my life is so painfully boooooring

Star Wars, 6 episode 3 of them good, right lets make a billion games about that, and then some with Lego



 

 

 

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Super Smash Bros. - Oh yeah, cuz when I think of characters for my violence-centric fighting game, I think of Peach, Kirby, the Ice Climbers and Mr. Game and Watch. And if those four aren't hardcore enough for you, the game's got tons of nasty weapons and items to duel with... such as umbrellas, fans and freakin' bunny ears. Need something more hardcore than that? Then try wearing a pink tutu and dancing around like a fairy princess, you fruitty little cupcake you.

Maybe more later...



"Whenever you find a man who says he doesn't believe in a real Right and Wrong, you will find the same man going back on this a moment later."   -C.S. Lewis

"We all make choices... but in the end, our choices... make us."   -Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

Prediction: Wii passes 360 in US between July - September 2008. (Wii supply will be the issue to watch, and barring any freak incidents between now and then as well.) - 6/5/08; Wow, came true even earlier. Wii is a monster.

Bodhesatva said:

God of War is like a science expirement, where the designers thought to themselves: how do we make the perfect fantasy world for 18 year old boys that are antisocial? I know! Make a brooding, violent protaganist whose ability to kill is godlike.


 Are you sure that this is not a description of the game? This does not sound like trash talk your favorite game. Well the gameply is ok, but the antisocial 18 year old audience is the truth.



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."