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Metroid Prime:

This game was a great 3D translation of the Metroid series! Everything was perfect about it - the way Samus jumped; the feel of the controls; the enemies; the dark tone of the game.

Everything was great except the boring, monotonous lines of text that the player was subjected to read. It hurt my hair to read all of that useless garbage. You didn't have to read it all, but you couldn't 100% fully complete the game w/o doing so.

This process of scanning every friggin' object in sight quickly became more of a chore than some sort of rewarding experience - which is what is was supposed to be. Personally, I'd rather listen to Rosie O'Donnel pass wind than be subjected to scanning and reading all that crap again!



"Why can't you just accept yourself for what you are - essentially a geek!" --Don Imus